Wiccans side with Al Sharpton over Mitt Romney bigotry fears

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Thursday, 10 May 2007

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Male God My Ass!

Washington DC - (Rioters): The World Council of Matriarchy issued a statement today broadly backing the Rev Al Sharpton's bigotry jibe that says ex-Governor Mitt Romney has yet to come off the fence viz his personal beliefs about the segregation issue that saw people of color banned from becoming Church of Later Days Saints priests until 1978.

The WCM believes that all Abrahamic religion prophets are "gnostic tiddlers suffering from typical patriarchal neurosis syndrome" that causes them to sell supernatural hogwash instead of earning an honest crust as plumbers, carpenters, builders etc.

Their global mantra is "Male God my ass!".

The Isis-centred Mother of Creation Movement, of which the WCM is the organizational hub, has consistently challenged all patriarchal religions as politicised peddlers of mind control crap.

Its view is that male-created religions are designed to scare the living daylights out of ordinary people, brainwash them into funding psychotic hierarchies and promising the one dream that can never be proven - an afterlife where the personality or essence of an individual survives beyond death.

A recent WCM conference in Los Angeles denounced Mitt Romney as 'every bit as deluded as your average Southern Baptist snake charmer' who claimed that his own faith's insistence on the spiritual inferiority of women was really no big deal when it came to voting him into office.

"Men's tendency to prophesy is an easy way to make a buck.

"That gullible women actually believe them and are even prepared to see them in high public office shows just how widespread the psychosis has become.

"It's the ultimate male scam," said a WCM spokeswoman.

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