In an unfortunate outburst today, Gordon Brown was heard over an open microphone talking to French Pres.Sarkozy. The PM was heard saying, "[we're] smarter than those dumb Yanks," in reference to the American change of plan to bail out the banks.
Recent attention given to "Fawlty Towers" star Andrew Sachs, (78) has uncovered his "close" friendship with recently retired chat show host Michael Parkinson (73). Sources close to the couple remained tight lipped about the "relationship" however...
Bad boy Brand, one time broadcaster, revealed as Daffodil abuser! Authorities are rushing to contain the latest drug sensation, Daffodils, distilled, are said to be more powerful than Methamphetamine or LSD. Local councils now have the answer...
Cosmetics company, L'Ordeal, announced Friday that Sarah Palin, failed vice presidential hopeful,is to head up their 2009 worldwide ad. campaign. Head of Corporate advertising, Ms Misty Self, could barely conceal her exuberance at the press confer...
Following the Greens annual convention in Las Vegas, their somewhat clumsily named umbrella group, World Organisation for Believing in Better Living Environmental Solutions, or WOBBLES for short, issued a call to ban shaving. At a press conference...
At a packed media conference this morning, Amy Winehouse, demure in a Laura Ashley print, admitted to a stunned press that she had "just pretended" to be the bad girl of rock. "I can't take it anymore",the one time girlscout and head prefect whisp...
Plucky Reliant Motors, famous maker of "Delboys" motor,have announced through their bankers that they are bidding for the once mighty GM. Reliant, purchased from the receiver as recently as last wednesday by enterprising couple Brian and Winifrid...
Granny Sphincter's the hugely successful traditional apple pie maker, again scooped the top award at the NEC FOODEX '09 exhibition. Started only in 2006 by Gwyneth Snood former nursing home owner of Machynlleth, West Wales, the range has been a ru...
Strong rumours are emerging from Chinese sources regarding a huge concrete in chocolate food scare. It is believed that for some years Chinese chocolate confectionery has been bulked out with concrete,obviously saving money and increasing aggregat...
Rogue Rabbi Rick Rickstein recently revealed reservations regarding one of the central beliefs of his religion. Rickstein, long time friend of Mel Brooks, admitted that "We could have been a bit hasty about the whole Jesus thing" Acknowledging tha...
In a surprise and innovative initiative announced today by the G7 economic countries, plans are at an advanced stage to offer initiatives to the obese to undergo liposuction. Scientists have discovered that human fat is 12.8 times more energy effi...
Nestle the international food giant today announced that it had bought MFI the British flat pack furniture retailer. A press release from Nestle spoke of the obvious synergy between the two companies, and the huge cost savings to be made by the ac...
In a bombshell revelation today, it has been revealed that Palin's mom is in fact the nine year Ex Prime Minister of New Zealand, Ms. Helen Clark. The two women, who are remarkably similar in appearance and dress were until recently unaware of the...
In an astonishing and coincidental revelation today, it has been revealed that Pres. elect, Barack Obama has Welsh roots. The BBC revealed today that an upcoming episode of "Who do you think you are" featuring Shirley Bassey, has uncovered that Ba...
In a press release released early today by the office of HRH the Duke of Edinburgh (Prince Philip) husband to the Queen, it was announced that The Duke was taking a short break at the Playboy mansion home of boyhood friend Hugh Hefnopolis. Hefnopo...
In a shock announcement today, Russell Brands' management announced that Brand, aged 78, is not in fact Spanish. Stunned fans reacted angrily when they heard the news. As one distraught fan said,"my whole belief system has been shattered, the...
CTS. The Silent Killer! - Unspoken of for too long, an insidious killer lurks in our midst. A silent affliction, mainly affecting older men, it gradually overwhelms, so slowly yet so comfortably that the victim is blissfully unaware of his own impend...
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