Rogue Rabbi Revelation!

Funny story written by jeremy griffiths

Thursday, 6 November 2008

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Rogue Rabbi Rick Rickstein recently revealed reservations regarding one of the central beliefs of his religion.

Rickstein, long time friend of Mel Brooks, admitted that "We could have been a bit hasty about the whole Jesus thing" Acknowledging that if proven, "There might be a bit of catching up to do regarding volume two of the Bible" Rickstein was nevertheless upbeat about a reconcilliation with other faiths.

Rickstein conceded that he had always had "A bit of a yen" for a bacon sandwich and that if his whole faith turned to custard, he was at least hopeful that the little hats and dreadlocks could be retained. As he correctly pointed out, "These are features we share with the Pope and Rastafarians respectively".

The International Jewish Council was yesterday understood to be distancing itself from Rickstein's remarks.

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