Now that Republican candidate Herman Cain has withstood charges of sexual harassment and an alleged 13-year affair, the media is seriously questioning whether he can survive the latest charge that has been unveiled over the past 24 hours. Accordin...
The ripple effect that began in Happy Valley,PA has flooded into the coast of Lake Erie. Plagued by jokes and inuendos associated with former Penn State Assistant Coach Jerry Sandusky's alleged misdeeds in the University's locker room, the city...
Now that Eddie Murphy has bowed out as the host for next year's Academy Awards telecast, the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences is again looking for someone who is able to deliver viewers to the most-boring Hollywood event of the year. T...
The local police chief in Zanesville, Ohio, the site of the wild animal escape and slaughter has announced that half of the carcasses have been stolen in the dead of night from the Columbus Zoo morgue. At the present time, no one has been incarcerat...
Doctorates A One-Act Play The curtain opens on a group of young students gathering around a rather old man downstage left. They are dressed as though they were from Ancient Greece. The surroundings are rather pastoral. Pupil 1: Tell us another story, Master. Pupils: Oh yes....please.....Yes, yes. A lesson.... Master: Well now....let me see...Ah! Yes! Pupil 2:...
A Limericke about a certain Condition associated with the misspent life of an Old Alumnus who was stricken with a Malady not unlike the One that currently is afflicting His Majesty and causing such great Consernation among those dwelling within the Palace: Presented in Its Entirety by the Poet Laureate on the Mundane, the Preposterous, and the Absurd: Sir Percival Blink, Esq. to His Most Excell...
A Limericke about the Silliness of Knight Errants when Honor and Glory overshadowed the Bleak, Miserable, Shallow Lives of the First Estate and laid waste to the Humble, Impoverished, and Lowly Lives of Peons, Serfs, and Beings that go Bump in the Night: Presented in Its Entirety by the Poet Laureate on the Mundane, the Preposterous, and the Absurd: Sir Percival Blink, Esq. to His Most Excellen...
A Limericke about the Incompatibility of Medical Intelligence with Nurses Adorned with Blonde Locks on the Occasion of a Major Scandal that Erupted in The Royal Hospital of Maladies Odd-And-Unusual: Presented in Its Entirety by the Poet Laureate on the Mundane, the Preposterous, and the Absurd: Sir Percival Blink, Esq. to His Most Excellent, Gracious Majesty, Pasquale II, as He Recovers fro...
Moammar Ghaddafi and Condoleeza Rice have been discovered nestled in each other's embrace on the Isle Of Capri. The discovery was made accidentally when two Italian carabinieri were called to the romantic island to investigate reports about a Libyan...
Besides the Washington Monument and the National Cathedral, there was another famous relic that sustained damages during the recent East Coast earthquake. According to Congressional sources who wish to remain anonymous, Congresswoman's Nancy Pel...
An FBI analysis of the Facebook account of former Congressman Anthony Weiner revealed that he had e-mailed his rather inflated loins to Tea Party Presidential hopefuls Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman. At first, when the New York Times acquired...
Donald Trump, windblown American entrepreneur, announced yesterday that he is in negotiations to buy the Parthenon from the economcally-challenged government of Greece. According to reliable sources who choose to remain anonymous because it could...
Now that the former head of global al Qaeda has become fish bait, leaders of the various al Qaeda families are jetting to the Sistine Cave in the wilds of Pakistan to elect the new Mr. Big Laden. Once they enter the Cave, al Qaeda soldiers will r...
Due to the sudden demise of Oprah Winfrey's last scheduled guest on her soon-to-be-history eponymous TV show, she has once again pulled another PR coup. "We were all set with Mr. bin Laden," said Ms. Winfrey. "His people had it all worked out wit...
John at last breathed in the sweet air of freedom. He was just released from prison. After 20 years for robbery, he was finally going to see Mary and marry her. He was going to go straight. He had already done "time" twice in his career, one for robbery and the other for manslaughter and he knew that if he ever got convicted of a crime again, it would be for "life" ---- forever. So,...
* A Fiji Island beverage with guava juice, dark rum and a little umbrella as in "Some more peanuts, mate and make that a double Moussa Koussa." * A scaly rash in the intertriginous regions of the scrotal sac as in "I'm sorry, but it feels better when I scatch my Moussa Koussa." * A 3-wheeled taxi in Nepal as in "How come you can never find a Moussa Koussa at 3 AM?" * A Libyan defector...
President Barack Obama opened up the first federal attack on bullying in schools by convening a press conference and stating unequivocally, "I don't care how many times you see me kissing Michelle's shoes, I do it willingly. It's not because of bull...
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