What is a Moussa Koussa?

Written by PP Rega

Friday, 1 April 2011

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* A Fiji Island beverage with guava juice, dark rum and a little umbrella as in "Some more peanuts, mate and make that a double Moussa Koussa."

* A scaly rash in the intertriginous regions of the scrotal sac as in "I'm sorry, but it feels better when I scatch my Moussa Koussa."

* A 3-wheeled taxi in Nepal as in "How come you can never find a Moussa Koussa at 3 AM?"

* A Libyan defector as in "Khadaffi? I don't know no stinking Khadaffi."

* An exhibitionist's query as in "Hi, little girl. Wanna see my Moussa Koussa?"

* An Iraqi cannoli as in "Leave the gun. Take the Moussa Koussa."

* A type of defecatory emission characterized by voluminous brown fluid integrated with gaseous sound effects as in "Better check your BVDs, fella. That sounded like one helluva Moussa Koussa!"

* An ice cream flavor as in "I'll have a banana split with a scoop each of chocolate, vanilla, and moussa koussa and lots of nuts."

* A type of Norwegian caribou as in "Moose Akussa"

* A lost chapter in Kama Sutra as in "Cut out that Moussa Koussa crap, Leo. You're 89 and I have arthritis."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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