Written by PP Rega

Thursday, 20 October 2011

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The local police chief in Zanesville, Ohio, the site of the wild animal escape and slaughter has announced that half of the carcasses have been stolen in the dead of night from the Columbus Zoo morgue. At the present time, no one has been incarcerated for the theft. However, Chief Horatio Brozinsky did state that they have a "person of interest."

Although the police would not reveal the name of this person, it is believed that he is a local restaurant owner. It was just this morning, that this owner, Mr. Hiram J. Privy, suspiciously added "Babboon-aroni", "Leo-the-Lion-ka-bobs", and Tiger Burgers to his lunch specials.

Mr. Privy was not immediately available for comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Animals, Tigers, lion, menu

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