Urg not know fear. Not afraid of light skinned minor warlords sliding down hills on snow. Live in Caucausus Mountains, never feel cold. Can bring down reindeer barehanded. Come to Sochi for pretty metal on bright ribbon. Chase small rock on ice with stick. Slide fast in circle on sharp foot knives. Jump high over snow hill going fast. Bring fresh reindeer meat to village maybe attract stro...
Once again the industrial safety commission OSHA has brought the world's Winter Olympic Games to a grinding halt. As with the 2010 games in British Columbia, the commission has found numerous faults in the various Olympic venues in Sochi, Russia.
SOCHI, RUSSIA - Olympic officials announced today the debut of three new winter events. The Avalanchathon is an event where skiers attempt to ski through man made avalanches. Points are achieved by 1) remaining upright and 2) surviving.
Literally the " Last Person to Leave Detroit", Gerald Pembroke figures that he has nothing to lose by starting off for the Winter Olympic Games in Sochi, Russia with his own personalized downhill "tube-sled" equipment. Pembroke states that, "I...
Local man Vic Flannerty is using his native Chi-Town wits to get himself to the Winter Games in Russia. Some time ago, it occurred to him that his adeptness with guns could lead to a place on the "Biathlon" team for this years Olympics. Th...
Krasnaya Polyana, Sochi: Vladimir Putin's Olympic crown jewel hopes just went adown the pan as a NATO weather forecast for 7-24 February predicts blistering temperatures to melt Russia's mighty winter sports complex erection. The Black Sea resort...
Russian President Vladimir Putin has announced that he is not anti-gay (no way, says he) and to demonstrate his support of the LGBT community, (before the Winter Olympics are snatched away from Russia and sent to Norway or Canada) he will host and ap...
Olympic officials have been asking themselves if Marijuana should be outright banned for all athletes who plan to participate in the Olympic games, now that it has become more accepted and legal in certain parts of the world. Speculation has risen...
Stella McCartney has unveiled her new range of winter Olympic clothing for the British athletes taking part in Sochi, and it has sent shock waves through the international community. For the women, all the designs are based around dungarees, whils...
As the world's media has remained focussed on the conclusion of the London 2012 games, it has been announced that the city of Arnhem in The Netherlands will host the 2022 Winter Olympics. The bid by The Netherlands came as a surprise to many, give...
The freshly formed Olympic Committee of Narnia have admitted that they are to send a team to the next Winter Olympics in 2014 to be held in Russia. "This is a great adventure for us," said Digory Kirk, who has been asked to chair the committee. "W...
Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards, the former Olympian ski jumper and epitome of the English amateur, finally proved his athletic credentials on national TV on Saturday. Britain's first competitor in the event had gone down in Olympic history with his spe...
With the massive costs associated with hosting the Olympics, the Olympic committee has decided that the Summer and Winter games will be merged into one Olympics. This will mean the introduction of ice skating, skiing and snowboarding events to the ma...
Qatar have added to their winning of the World Cup with a remarkable win of the 2022 Winter Olympics. "We believe that Qatar will offer a new and exciting Winter Olympics," said Jurgen Jorgensen, chairperson of the Winter Olympic Committee. "Curre...
The 2014 Winter Olympics, to be held in Sochatlysincsinofioenfr, Russia will see a number of new rules and regulations going into effect. The Olympic Committee has issued a statement saying that they have wisely given up fighting against t...
VANCOUVER - The snow skis and ice skates have all been packed. The Chap Sticks have been put away in purses and pockets. And all of the red noses are just about returning to their normal color - off-white, except in the case of the Swedish team which...
Al Gore has delayed his new book The Last Winter Olympics until the summertime because he wants to launch it when its hot. This is what sensible people call seasonal weather change hot in the summer cold in the Winter. Gores book on Global Warming...
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