The President of Chile Uno Gomez has announced the mining disaster site will be preserved as a theme park for tourists to discover 'the spirit of Chile' Once the miners have been rescued, Sidney World Entertainment Co. (Chile) will move in and com...
Holiday goers will be ecstatic to note that a new theme park will be opening in Orlando next year following the success of Harry Potter land. "Crash and burn teen sellout land" will feature hit rides from Disney horny teenagers. "Obnoxious" Selena...
The stylish, upmarket, multi-talented, supermodel, songstress, author, relationship counsellor and polo playing Katie Price has had her vagina re-modelled into a theme park. Ms Price flew to LA to have the extensive re-working of her vagina undert...
Local business in the village of Rothbury have been booming in the wake of its noteriety as the hiding place of Britains most wanted man, Raoul Moat. In the first few hours following the seige and stand off, it was noted that special souvenier mugs,...
ANAHEIM, California - Reports coming out of Mickey Mouse Land are that former world champion heavyweight boxer Mike Tyson has been banned permanently from the theme park. The word out of the Left Coast amusement park is that Tyson was walking down...
Buxom botoxed blinged-up beauty Katie Price has revealed plans to open her own theme park, just like her idol Dolly Parton. Chav Vegas will open it's doors to the public sometime next year and will replace the site of the burned out West Pier in B...
Kissmequick FL: The Sidney Organization had plans to build a new adult only theme park adjacent to an existing facility in Florida. Then rumors began to circulate, property values and building costs skyrocketed, making a new park too expensive. Li...
The Diznee Theme Parks have apologized for any confusion and embarrassment given to their guests in the opening of their new Adult themed section. Spokesmen say that this was not intentional and that anyone who felt slighted by the events of the fir...
Susan Boyle fanatics were partying last night when her Scottish home town officially became a theme park. SuboLand was opened by HM The Queen, and attended by hundreds of menopausal fanatics and their wealthy husbands. American sisters Happy and C...
Plans have been revealed today for a rehabilitation theme park, which will cater exclusively for former child stars. Several well know experts in the area of child star rehabilitation have been consulted including former stars and rehab regulars B...
A Georgia woman who says she lost her memory on the Mind Eraser roller coaster a year ago is taking Seven Flags Amusement Park to court. Cheryl Robin Heinson said the shoulder harness failed to hold her securely in place and she repeatedly struck...
A spokesman for the world's largest media and entertainment corporation has confirmed that the company has purchased the Naval Base in Guantanamo Bay from the US Government for an undisclosed fee. The news comes shortly after recently inaugurated...
It was announced that the latest Disney theme park will be built in Washington, D.C. Washington was chosen because there is already a strong sense of living in a fantasy world there. Spokesman Goofieson stated "We feel that people in the D.C.
The American President who has done more to destroy the environment and guarantee rich opportunities for future exploitation has declared the South Pacific the world's largest water park. W's WaterWorld will feature gigantic waterslides, cliff d...
Myrtle Beach, SC/ Rolling Stone - Flush from their Rock Concert summer European success and spending over $700,000 to produce a Jesus Christ Super Star event in Germany for their Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama, ACORN has bought the now defunct Hard...
The man with the longest finger in the world, Mr Brian Spindle, is reported to have been killed in a bizarre fairground accident earlier today. Mr Spindle, from Leek in Staffordshire, was reported to have suffered a fatal injury whilst riding the...
A teenager has been decapitated by the Robespierre Reign of Terror roller coaster Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said. The young man exceeded the maximum height requirement for the ride, but apparently slipped in unnoticed by ticket...
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