The Diznee Theme Parks have apologized for any confusion and embarrassment given to their guests in the opening of their new Adult themed section. Spokesmen say that this was not intentional and that anyone who felt slighted by the events of the first week will be given a full refund and passes to return at a later date.
The confusion came from improper training of park staffers. Instead of properly sending all adults into the same section of the park, some were accidentally misdirected. Flat chested women and men with little penises were sent to "It's a Small World."
While many of these adults did enjoy their time together and admit to making several sexual conquests, they should not have done it in front of the children in a more traditional section of the park.
