Myrtle Beach, SC/ Rolling Stone - Flush from their Rock Concert summer European success and spending over $700,000 to produce a Jesus Christ Super Star event in Germany for their Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama, ACORN has bought the now defunct Hard Rock Theme Park, in Myrtle Beach, SC.
The star crossed venture, which was 7 years in the planning, opened and closed in the same year, taking with it $400M of investors' money on the 55 acre site.
Originally planned to host 30,000 visitors a day, with entrance tickets for anyone over the age of 3 pegged at $50, the drug clouded business plan was doomed to failure in this blue collar, retirement, and golf driven city on the shore, where normally T-shirts go 10 for a dollar in any one of 500 Pakistani owned emporiums that haven't burned down yet.
Now with the help of a sympathetic Democratic Congress led by Speaker Nancy "Del Monte" Pelosi, House finance Chairman Barney "Kiss My Fannie Mae" Frank, Sen. Chris "Countrywide" Dodd, and SC Congressman James "Pork" Clyburn working in concert with Rep. John "lets make a deal" Murtha, it appears that South Carolina will now have a year round Rap Theme Park to cater to the Obama faithful.
Those in the know say that the new theme park , to be known as "OBAMARAMA", will be government owned, but operating as a tax sheltered community action program to promote fun and frivolity for the disenfranchised, homeless, and illegal voters who propelled Obama into the Presidency. In Kenya and Atlantic Beach, SC they call this "Payback".
The Rev. Jesse Jackson, who helped spearhead the acquisition was ecstatic, especially when it was revealed that several of the investment groups that foolishly funded the project were Israeli Financial Syndicates. "I told you we were going to realign our policies regarding Israel!" the smug anti-Semitic activist snorted. Jackson was repeating the unreported comments he made during his recent European jaunt where he said an Obama Presidency would realign America's focus regarding Israel to a second rate position.
Myrtle Beach has barely survived recent wild motorcycle theme weeks which bring over 500,000 bikers to the city. The rowdy events curtail normal working hours for folks trying to make a living, and stores that cater to blue collar survival stand empty during the invasion.
The city is now trying to cope with the Obama inaugural Event. Costs for security, trash cleanup, and outdoor toilets is said to be estimated at over $200M, not including loss of revenue to year round business enterprises.
Obama spokesmen say the city will not be eligible for Disaster Relief.
New FEEMA Chief Kwame Kilpatrick, former Mayor, and convicted felon, from Detroit, was said to be leading the Obama Victory Parade down Route 17, and confirmed that since SC was primarily a GOP stronghold, it was not eligible for any Federal Help.
He said that if MB needed a bail out to contact the Mayor of Atlantic Beach who just may consider annexing MB since they had just been granted $500B in bailout money, and Presidential pardons for all indicted, suspended, and convicted present and past politicians who served the 4 block ocean front town, known as "The Black Pearl."
