Kissmequick FL: The Sidney Organization had plans to build a new adult only theme park adjacent to an existing facility in Florida. Then rumors began to circulate, property values and building costs skyrocketed, making a new park too expensive.
Limited construction will go ahead, but using the existing facility's assets suitably modified/retrofitted for dual use entertainment. A pilot program is to employ ten of the Magic Kingdom's attractions in Fantasyland, namely Snow White's Scary Adventures, Snow White Grotto, Pinocchio's Daring Journey, Casey Jr. Circus Train, Dumbo the Flying Elephant, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, Alice in Wonderland, Mad Tea Party, Peter Pan's Flight, and Sleeping Beauty Castle.
Normal park hours from 10:00 am to 12:00 am will be business as usual, with switch over to adult themes by 1:00 am. The time from 1:00 am to 6:00 am will be allocated to adult entertainment (heterosexual, homosexual and transsexual).
At 6:00 am to 8:00 am a 1,000 person clean-up crew (stimulus money) will reset the Fantasyland attractions back to normal and spiffy up the park. Additionally, 500 lawyers (stimulus money) will be on standby during normal business hours, should the clean-up crew miss something!
