Many believe the explosion of popularity for Canadian pop star Justin Bieber as nothing more than a fad. Teen girls often flock from everywhere to buy his albums, to get his concert tickets or to see him live. However, scientist at the University...
Popular 90's beat combo 'Steps' are to make a comeback under the new name 'Stairs' due to legal complications. The band - the tall fit one, the bird with Hitler hair, the fat one, the gay one and the other one - will do a nationwide tour including...
It was a real case of 'Gerram Orf Moi Land' today when singing sensation Rihanna was unceremoniously evicted from a wheat field in Ireland, simply for getting her baps out. The American singer of such great hits as Umberella, and other stuff she d...
There was brief excitement today as some band got into the charts with a song that sounded a bit like a good song that an older band did years ago but everyone had forgotten about. Both songs contain a reasonably catchy riff and a decent chorus, a...
The 1960's pop combo from Solihull in the West Midlands, the Applejacks, who had a monster 60's hit with 'Tell Me When' have announced that they are to form a National Lottery Syndicate. Initially, it is thought that the syndicate will only involv...
A leading psychologist at the University Of Contemporary Life Studies in Oldham, Professor Bernard "Yozzer" Hill, has announced that reading saturated celebrity tittle tattle on a daily basis can convert reasonably intelligent people into slavering m...
A bid by Manchester Utd fans to get the 1985 Paul Harcastle Hit Nineteen to the top of the charts has been branded "sick." Fans are being urged to download the track to celebrate Utd's 19th league title. They need a point from their remaining two...
It was announced today that the official Comic Relief song, "Gold Forever" about a member of the public ripped off by sending their scrap to www.weconanyone.9ct.com has been a sure fire hit for the charity, raising hundreds of pence to help the needy...
LONDON - Industry experts have decided that Black is a much worse teen sensation than Bieber. "At least Bieber had a semblance of talent," said Mark Wright, "his homemade YouTube vids show that. But Black... just came out [of nowhere], and somehow...
Cairo - Thousands of Egyptians turned out today to ask Pop star Justin Bieber to lead them. The march comes not long after the forced resignation of President Hosni Bubarak, and many Egyptian citizens are nervous over who will control their governmen...
Raunchy Rihanna has released a song called 'S&M' which she hopes will help to catapult her video of the same name into the British porn charts. And she has criticised the BBC for 're-naming' the song 'Come on' rather than using the original titl...
Miley Cyrus went on a wordy rampage after being asked that isn't her pop music, all pop music in fact, just for dance and not about the words? "That makes me mad. People are always saying that! But it's not true. There are great pop songs about h...
The Hemorhoid weekly - When 56 year old cola executive Martin Jefferson opened his newspaper one morning he thought there was a mistake. The headline read "MJ dead. Fans mourn the loss of the king of pop." The cola CEO was in disbelief. "I couldn...
Black Lace hit Agadoo has been re-released to surprise critical acclaim. Although the song is remembered as an embarrassing party tune in the same vein as the Birdy Song by older people, youngsters are seeing it as a fresh new sound. A review of...
Concerned at the plight of America's pop stars, many who live very unhealthily and are surrounded by poisonous chemicals, poor food, and war-mongering leaders that waste their taxes on needless wars, the people of Malawi today announced they were ado...
The music world was stunned to hear that Pop superstar Elton John is changing his name BACK to Reg Dwight. Elton who was born Reg Dwight in 1893 changed his name after gaining fame with his hit Killer Queen. John who famously sang the Chicken Son...
A respected and quite bald professor of music from King's College, Dr Lass Nightproms, has revealed today that following extensive research, he can conclusively prove that the girl groups 'Sugarbabes' and 'Girls Aloud' have just been a figment of the...
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