A row has broken out over the decision to bury Polish President Lech Kaczynski in Wawel cathedral in Krakow - a place reserved for Poland's kings, heroes and Banana Splits. Hundreds have taken to the streets of the southern city in protest at the...
Church plans to bury Lech Kaczynkski in Wawel Castle in Kraków, a site normally retained for Polish kings, have upset many Poles. BBC News - Kaczynski burial plan causes split Church leaders have chosen a burial site for Mr Kaczynski in the Wa...
MOSCOW - As of Monday, 87 corpses have been recovered by Russian rescuers at the crash site of the Polish presidential plane. The bodies are being sent to Moscow where forty-five have already been identified, the Russian health minister said. The Pre...
As mourners lined the streets of Warsaw and other Polish cities today to mourn the loss Of President Kaczynski, his wife Maria and 95 other souls, they may have been more than a little surprised to learn of an ulikely UK figure being left broken-hear...
The long awaited Polish attempt to launch a man to the moon ended in a horrible crash in a Russian forest today killing over hundred passengers including Polish president Lech Kachynski. The space launch was plagued with criticism from the start.
Warsaw, Poland: Ethnic joke specialists from around the world were summoned to Poland in the wee hours this morning to meet in an emergency joke crafting session after the crash of a Russian airliner carrying the Polish President, and several high r...
Citing 'Divine Intervention', Russia's "SHADOW" Prime Minister and former KGB strongman and Minister of Accidents, Vladimir Putin moved swiftly after it was announced a bizarre plane crash took the lives of the Polish President, his whole family, and...
Krakow - (Lech Walesa): Two Barrow-in-Furnest orinthological abusers have discovered Krakow's national passerine depravity hub. The Cumbrian duo travelled to Poland's premier bird-toss festival last week much like sex tourists homing in on Thighl...
Former MP, chat show host, and alleged racist Robert Kilroy Silk put his foot in it again last night on 'Question Time' during a debate over Afghanistan. Kilroy Silk claimed that a government spokesman had revealed that the reason for the military...
Continuing the world's concept of Poland being the brunt of ethnic jokes, President ' Barack America' popped yet another laugh at the Poles expense by sending VP Joe Biden to discuss improving Polish-American Relations. Biden, adept at putting bot...
The USA had signed a deal with Poland, forcing it to install missiles at a base on the Baltic Sea. The deal formed part of a plan to make Americans feel tough against what they call 'rogue states' such as Iran, states that Europeans call 'a joke'. But now they've had to shelve their plans, as not even Poles want American missiles on their soil. What was the US proposing to do? The US said...
A new phenomenon has surfaced in Poland - Britishness. With recession-hit Poles returning to their homeland in droves, many of them find life without Britishness hard to adjust to. So they've taken a piece of old Blighty with them. In their hearts...
Reports coming in this evening state that German tanks are flooding into neighbouring Poland at an unprecedented rate. The current invasion stems apparently from Polish migrant workers who upon returning home have taken a keen interest in tropical...
In a stirring speech before the Commons Select Commitee, Tory MP Sir Toby Toff claimed that as many as 2,000 poles a day were entering the UK. The poles, primarily used in the telecommunications industry, but also for scaffolding and other building w...
After plans to scrap the unpopular Council Tax were announced last week, Prime Minister Gordon Brown went on to unveil plans for a new tax to replace it, in order that Council funding could be maintained at current levels. The tax, provisionally n...
Polish and other foreign workers at Britain's busiest airport, Heathrow, now account for more than 84% of the total workforce, it has been claimed, by an irate traveller. Donald Dixon, a staunch BNP member, was coming back from New York with his f...
There was a tense standoff in Eastern Europe yesterday, as Russia and Poland stood face-to-face, well, face-to-back-of-head, over the siting of American Missile Shields within Polska. Russian minister Vladimir Putin warned the Polsh government it...
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