Poland Vows To Strike At Russia

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Monday, 18 August 2008

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Down tools, comrades!

There was a tense standoff in Eastern Europe yesterday, as Russia and Poland stood face-to-face, well, face-to-back-of-head, over the siting of American Missile Shields within Polska.

Russian minister Vladimir Putin warned the Polsh government it risked being "wiped off the map" if it persisted with its plans to allow the US to use its territory.

Poland, which never wins wars, immediately reacted by calling a dock strike, and putting its entire population on a 3-day week. Ex-Polskan President Lech Walesa told a man in the street in Warsawa:

"We must strike at Russia. We are the world's best strikers!"

Walesa who became the first Chairman of the Polish Striking Union Solidarnosc in 1980, hates Russia. Speaking on Polska TV station PolskaDot, he said:

"We must strike at the heart of the Russian Bear. One out, all out!"

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