The Philadelphia Eagles are in a quandary: They nominated Bobby Hoying clone Kevin Kolb as the starting quarterback for the 2010 season. Kolb goes out and get a bonk on the head, and Michael Vick comes on to play --and play he does, carrying the...
Philadelphia, PA--- Snapping the hopes and dreams of Eagles fans worldwide, a particularly jarring tackle on dog-hater Michael Vick sent him to the locker room for x-rays with a rib injury. "Aw, sh-t," the fans at the Linc cried in unison. In com...
PHILADELPHIA - Philadelphia Eagles fans and coaches alike are thrilled at the progress shown by now-83th-string QB Kevin Kolb, just two weeks after KTFO during the Eagles season opener against Packers. "We are really happy that Kevin was able to s...
The Philadelphia Eagles have released the following statement: "The Philadelphia Eagles have signed RB Joique Bell off the Buffalo Bills' practice squad. Wide receiver Hank Baskett was released to make room for Bell, who originally signed as a rookie free agent with the Bills. We've also released safety Chip Vaughn and running back Martell Mallett from the practice squad, and thank th...
Dear Kevin Kolb: My Daddy said your boss is mad at you. I think he is mean and fat. And so is your boss. My daddy used to have a job where everyone was mean, just like you. My daddy used his talent and ability to get a more gooder job, and now we live in a big house near the beach. I hope you can use your talent to get a gooder job. I know it is tough. My Daddy says that you are a...
Not that he didn't completely deserve it, but Philadelphia Eagles' Quarterback Kevin Kolb's Wikipedia entry was defaced last sunday. Kolb's name Kevin Benjamin Kolb, was changed to Kevin 'Bobby Hoying II' Kolb, a popular nickname in the Philadelph...
Instead of actually admitting that he f--ked up royally after naming Kevin 'Bobby Hoying II' Kolb the starting quarterback over Lassie-killer Michael Vick, Andy Reid has righted his wrong, but not in the way you'd imagine. Or, knowing Andy Reid, e...
The question on the lips of football fans from Kennett Square to some northern Pennsylvanian town where Eagles fans reside is "Will The Philadelphia Eagles Start The QB Who Is The Best Athlete On The Team Or Bobby Hoying II?" Coach Andy Reid has a...
Philadelphia Eagles' Kevin Kolb called an early morning press conference to let family, friends and fans know that he is OK, after being K.T.F.O. during the second quarter of the game against the Green Bay NoFavres Sunday. "I know that backing the...
Trainers for the Philadelphia Eagles are facing indictment for removing padding from players' helmets, causing at least 827 concussions in the past 4 years. "I thought that getting out of Vet Stadium was going to help the situation," said former E...
Dear Michael Vick: I saw you play football today on TV. I think you are good. My Daddy says you don't like doggies. I think that is bad. My Daddy said that it was cool to watch you play for the entire second half. He said you look like Randall Cunningham wearing the old-time uniforms. That made him happy. Here is what I think: If you ever, ever throw a ball on the op...
INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - Butch Patrick, who starred as little Eddie Munster in the 60s sit-com, The Munsters is walking on cloud 9. The little fella, who is now 57, met his future wife at a Vampire-Werewolf-Chupacabra convention held in Interco...
Eagles fans watch the draft every year, without fail. Why? Believe this as if it is Gospel: Because, without fail, the Philadelphia Eagles will squander some opportunity or other. Exhibit "A": the 1991 draft. The Eagles mortgage their future by g...
Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie finally called head coach Andy Reid to task for selecting QB Kevin Kolb to start over ASPCA F--khead Of The Decade Michael Vick, characterizing it as an issue of "Using a hammer when you own a nail-gun." "Wi...
The Philadelphia Eagles will travel to Dallas to play against the Cowboys in the first round of the NFL playoffs. In a surprise move, the Eagles signed a new person to their team this morning. It was not, however, a player or a coach. The Eagles h...
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