Written by anthonyrosania

Monday, 4 October 2010

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Andy Reid: "Kafka *munch, chew* is our *nom, nom* starting *chew, chew* quarterback. Anyone got some Pepto?"

The Philadelphia Eagles are in a quandary: They nominated Bobby Hoying clone Kevin Kolb as the starting quarterback for the 2010 season.

Kolb goes out and get a bonk on the head, and Michael Vick comes on to play --and play he does, carrying the Eagles to back-to-back wins-- followed by Vick having part of his ribcage removed by the Washington Redskins, and Kevin Kolb comes back.

And promptly f--ked up. Repeatedly.

"Mike Kafka will be the Philadelphia Eagles starting quarterback," said head coach Andy Reid, while deftly wrapping a Triple Whopper with cheese in a stuffed crust Meat Lover's Pizza Hut pizza. "Vick's hurt, Kolb sucks donkey balls. What else can I do?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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