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Funny story: Leonardo DiCaprio's Girlfreind Calls Egyptians Primitive, Eygpt Claims It's an Israeli Plot of Ass Destruction.

Leonardo DiCaprio's Girlfreind Calls Egyptians Primitive, Eygpt Claims It's an Israeli Plot of Ass Destruction.

Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend, Bar Rafaeli was visiting Egypt when she was offended by the way the Egyptians handled their camel markets. She thought their behavior was, and is primitive. She was particularly disturbed by the way camels were, tr...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda operatives hijack model airplane

Al Qaeda operatives hijack model airplane

Security officials in the United States and abroad are scrambling this afternoon to thwart a potentially devastating terrorist attack and to quickly develop an effective strategy for dealing with what appears to be a new direction being taken by al...

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Funny story: "Unusual Beauty" Boom Fuels Demand For "Plain" Girls

"Unusual Beauty" Boom Fuels Demand For "Plain" Girls

Gap-teeth, ginger hair, freckles, thick eyebrows - they're all back on the catwalk and in the style mags as the beauty industry tires of perfection. American dentists report more girls having brackets inserted between their front teeth to creat th...

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Funny story: RAF Pilots to Train on Model Planes

RAF Pilots to Train on Model Planes

The Ministry of Defence has announced today that, from early next year, the Royal Air Force will be getting rid of all of its aircraft except those used to ferry officers, MPs and minor royals. In a massive cost cutting exercise 327 fixed wing air...

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Funny story: Porked Out Victoria's Secret Models In Need Of Jobs, Husbands!

Porked Out Victoria's Secret Models In Need Of Jobs, Husbands!

It's a shame that this has happened and it is typical of the day and age we live in, but Victoria's Secret has given pink slips, plus they have fired almost 100 beautiful young ladies who have gone over the 115-pound weight limit. "At an average o...

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Funny story: David Cameron Set To Approve Aircraft Carriers Order - Thanks To Airfix!

David Cameron Set To Approve Aircraft Carriers Order - Thanks To Airfix!

Prime Minister David Cameron is poised to approve a £5 billion order for two new aircraft carriers for the Royal Navy - thanks to a boyhood hobby. The decision follows a meeting of the national security council he chaired yesterday. And it comes a...

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Funny story: Tyra Banks' "America's Next Top Model" Could Be Heading For Cancelledville

Tyra Banks' "America's Next Top Model" Could Be Heading For Cancelledville

HOLLYWOOD - Tyra Banks' baby America's Next Top Model began its 14th season with an extremely dismal viewership number. The show which features a bevy of beauties competing for the title placed fourth in its time slot. America's Got Talent pulled...

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Funny story: Playboy Model Panics On Plane

Playboy Model Panics On Plane

Playboy model and centerfold Tiffany Livingston was sitting in her seat on JetBlue Flight 522 from Orlando to Newark one minute and the next she went screaming towards the plane door. "She looked like she was trying to open the stupid door", state...

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Funny story: Diego Maradona bets on a modeling career

Diego Maradona bets on a modeling career

The Argentine coach Diego Maradona has laid out his plans for a successful modeling career. He recently promised in a radio interview that he will run naked through the center of Buenos Aires if Argentina wins the Soccer World Cup. If Argentina e...

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Funny story: The Scandal-Ridden TV Reality Show "Models of The Runway" Is Cancelled

The Scandal-Ridden TV Reality Show "Models of The Runway" Is Cancelled

NEW YORK CITY - Insiders are stating that The Lifelong Channel modeling show Models of The Runway has been cancelled. The shows executive producer Slizza Huffnagle-Filterfield stated that from the very beginning the show was plagued with lots of prob...

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Funny story: Model company release plans for a new high speed train set

Model company release plans for a new high speed train set

The UK's biggest model railway makers have released plans to build the UK's fastest train set. The company have decided to grasp the nettle and throw investment capitol at the project to mirror the government's proposals and meet with the country's d...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatic creates life-size model

SuBo fanatic creates life-size model

Super-duper-mega-fanatic, and wannabe SuBo suitor, 'ThomasTheCarpenter' has created a life-size model of Susan Boyle - out of mashed potatoes! "I've created every other type of 'tribute' to Susan known to man, so I decided to try something a littl...

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Funny story: Top Ten Reasons Why Supermodels Should Sleep With Spoof Writers

Top Ten Reasons Why Supermodels Should Sleep With Spoof Writers

Listed are the top ten reasons whey Supermodels should sleep with Spoof Writers * We could pay them with valuable Spoof points which can be redeemed for valuable prizes only through reclusive points billionaire Mark Lowton * Because we're really desperate (and they should do a charitable favor for the less fortunate). * Because they all say in the Playboy biographies that they like a man wi...

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Funny story: "Twat In The World" Magazine Admits It Accidentally Gave Wrong Numbers

"Twat In The World" Magazine Admits It Accidentally Gave Wrong Numbers

"Twat In The World" a speciality magazine that came out in November of last year has admitted to it's advertisers that they accidentally gave out the wrong number of their subscribers. "By mistake, one of our staff who stutters a lot and has the...

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Funny story: Supermodel Not Really Found Dead, Just Not Found.

Supermodel Not Really Found Dead, Just Not Found.

A world famous supermodel has been declared dead. Model and actress Theresa Green had been battling weight loss for over a year. She had often come under much scrutiny for her 'less than size 0' look. Her boyfreind and agent Johnny Terra said "...

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Funny story: Santa's Lingerie Model Clones for Teenagers Very Popular With Men

Santa's Lingerie Model Clones for Teenagers Very Popular With Men

In a follow-up story to one that this publication printed yesterday, our reporters have learned that Santa has been inundated with requests for his cloned lingerie models ( see original story here by Bargis Tryhol ). The requests for these models, h...

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Funny story: Marisa Miller for sale

Marisa Miller for sale

Hollywood, California - A top lingerie company has come out with a new product this fall, and while all their products have appeal to men, this one has appeal for men. At three million dollars, it is believed to be the first time that they've sold...

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