Thursday, 31 December 2009


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Which one of you wants to be first?

Listed are the top ten reasons whey Supermodels should sleep with Spoof Writers

  1. We could pay them with valuable Spoof points which can be redeemed for valuable prizes only through reclusive points billionaire Mark Lowton
  2. Because we're really desperate (and they should do a charitable favor for the less fortunate).
  3. Because they all say in the Playboy biographies that they like a man with a good sense of humor...and that's us!
  4. Because one of us has the world's largest penis...but we're not admitting his real name.
  5. Because our children could be really hot...and really funny.
  6. Because every Supermodel should have at least one affair with an older man.
  7. It's that desperation thing again (and don't make us beg).
  8. Because we're willing to give your love lifes lots of publicity all over out site (and all supermodels love publicity).
  9. Because we're the guys your mother warned you about...and you never listen to your mother.
  10. No other excuses, it just really all boils down to that desperation thing again (and we'll beg if we have to).

In our own defense, please remember that we are really good with our fingers! That, of course, comes from typing away all day at our keyboards.

So, which one of you lovely ladies wants to go first?

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