"Twat In The World" Magazine Admits It Accidentally Gave Wrong Numbers

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Friday, 4 December 2009

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"There's Our New Ad!"

"Twat In The World" a speciality magazine that came out in November of last year has admitted to it's advertisers that they accidentally gave out the wrong number of their subscribers.

"By mistake, one of our staff who stutters a lot and has the DT's, got his hand stuck and added several zeroes to the number of our subscribers", stated publisher, Harry Redberry.

"Instead of 900,000 subscribers, there are considerably less. We can understand your concern", he continued in his response to extremely agitated advertisers. "Bill has since passed away so it makes no sense in trying to sue the poor man."

Redberry went ahead and explained that all eight men and a lady had read each ad carefully and three said they had actually placed an order.

Then he added that the magazine staff members had each ordered from each advertiser at least once, just to show the advertisers how much they appreciated them.

The letter then stated that Redberry has had to declare bankruptcy and lay off the whole group of three workers still there.

"That's me and the secretary, since William died. We've been so busy Bill in still in the freezer."

"Alas, 'Twat In The World' has gone belly up."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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