Written by Harold Q. Fuey

Friday, 26 February 2010

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SuBo model!

Super-duper-mega-fanatic, and wannabe SuBo suitor, 'ThomasTheCarpenter' has created a life-size model of Susan Boyle - out of mashed potatoes!

"I've created every other type of 'tribute' to Susan known to man, so I decided to try something a little different," he grinned from his SuBo-shrine home. "It took me 3 weeks and 32,765 potatoes to create!"

Other fanatics were last night discussing the model ad nauseam.

Fanatic, and cowboy movie obsessive, 'DannyInTheWilderness' exclaimed incoherently "Howdy partners! It's a great day down the good ol' trail. I do declare that my good ol' buddy Thomas has made this ol' cowboy happy! Yee haa!"

'P'fart', never short of an opinion, moaned "I don't really see the point. Now, who wants to buy one of my doodles?"

Fanatical sisters Happy and Clappy said "We will be travelling to Thomas' house soon to bless the model. We will, of course, create a long condescending inaccurate blog to document our trip."

The model will soon be on display at the Museum of Useless Crap.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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