MINNEAPOLIS - The home office of the Dairy Queen restaurant chain is reporting that one of its stores in Cleveland, Ohio has been completely covered up by snow. Columbus Vee, a spokesperson for the ice cream and hamburger franchise, stated that he...
BURLINGTON, Vermont - The American Ice Cream giant, Ben & Jerry's has just informed the news media that they have just developed their latest ice cream flavor. Company Spokesperson Millard Cypress stated that the new flavor came about after th...
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - The Dairy Queen Corporation in a move to increase their sales of ice cream products has just developed a new dessert item. Columbus Vee, a representative with the fast food franchise chain stated that the new item is pres...
BURLINGTON, Vermont - Millard Cypress, a spokesperson for Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream has just announced that they have terminated LeAnn Rimes' contract as the ice cream spokeswoman. Cypress stated that the reason why they decided to let Ms. Rimes...
BURLINGTON, Vermont - Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream has just celebrated its 35th anniversary and sales are booming. Owners Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, known as the Ice Cream Kidz, recently provided 6,000 pints of ice cream to a PETA convention i...
QUEENS, New York - Little 8-year-old Howie Buttonbitty has always said that he is very lucky at finding things. When he was just 5-years-old he found an old Civil War cavalry sword that had belonged to Confederate General Stonewall Jackson. An...
Every year hundreds of corporations throughout the entire United States spend millions of dollars on developing, marketing, and selling brand new products. Some times they get lucky and the product-buying American consumer accepts the product and the item becomes a manufacturing success. But most of the times, however, the public rejects the new product. And that item soon is sent off int...
NOGALES, Arizona - There is no better example of a person putting his foot in his mouth that Gilbert Gottfried. After making his sickingly sick non-joke about the Japanese tsunami the man with what has to be the most irritatingly grating voice in...
SAN DIEGO - Mediocre Spoof Magazine 'Spoof Ned' (a play on the phrase 'Spoon Fed') recently published a satirical article entitled 'With US Economy in Turmoil, Astronauts Decide to Stay in Space' by Edward James Henrickson. The article was met with r...
Warnings that ice cream prices were set to rocket have been blasted as a con trick by a local food expert. The ten per cent rise in the price of one of our favourite sweet treats is reported to be caused by a crisis in the global harvest of vanill...
The famous Bend & Jerry's nationwide ice cream empire are adding a few new flavors in celebration of new legal marriages in their home state of Vermont. "We think that this is the right move towards civil rights for everyone", stated Bend. "So...
Ice-cream manufacturer Godfrey Sice's company, are producing new flavours and names of ice-cream concoctions, in honour of individual MP's and Political Parties performances in the Government, and opposition. Here is the full list to be available soon: Flavour/Name: Credit Crunch In Honour of: George Osborne Flavour/Name: Nut'n Accomplished In Honour of: Nick Clegg Flavour/Name: Sile...
The perfect applelet for the loan woman, or the student separated from their friends in a far away city has finally been released after several months in development. MyWay have released iScream to much fanfare. "I am in awe of this app," said...
A London entrepeneur has come up with an ingenious idea, he's opened up a "Mum's best breast milk ice cream salon" in Convent Garden. After researching the nutritional values of breast milk and the amounts wasted after baby's decided to suck on a...
A restaurant in London has announced that its best selling menu item is ice cream made from breast milk. Cafe You in Covent Garden is making a name for itself by featuring dishes made only from body parts and membranes. The Breast Milk Ice Crea...
Washington DC: The Federal Ice Cream Company, NYSE symbol USA, may be declaring bankruptcy. USA was established 234 years ago as a limited partnership, which grew from 13 stores to 50 stores. The founders of USA produced a plain vanilla product, l...
VENICE BEACH, California - One of the most popular young teen singers in the world Justin Bieber and his new BFF Jasmine Villegas were spotted having ice cream cones at a Dairy Queen Ice Cream Parlor in Venice Beach. The two teens could be seen ha...
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