Bend & Jerry's Introduces "Apple-y Ever After", "Chubby Buddy" To Celebrate Legal Gay Marriages!

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Saturday, 17 March 2012

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The famous Bend & Jerry's nationwide ice cream empire are adding a few new flavors in celebration of new legal marriages in their home state of Vermont.

"We think that this is the right move towards civil rights for everyone", stated Bend. "So we're trying out new flavors to celebrate."

The company decided to show it's support for same-sex marriages in the UK also and may introduce new flavors in Europe during the coming months.

"Sticking up for civil rights by a progressive company like Bend & Jerry's goes together like ice and cream," said Larry Lee Greenwood, a spokesman for Bend & Jerry's U.S. operation, at a press conference to announce the new flavors.

Bend & Jerry's had already changed two old favorites to "Hubby Hubby" and "Chubby Bubby" in 2010.

"We expect this one will be as popular as the Cherry Garcia was for the old hippies", stated Greenwood. "Maybe as good as "Proud To Be An American Pie!"

Among the new flavors rumored for the future as more states legalize same sex-marriages are, "Vanilla Bean Queen", "Angel Cake & Cookies", "Auntie Gorgeous Goobers" and "Cherry Chicken".

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