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Funny story: Second Test Between England And West Indies Ends In Draw

Second Test Between England And West Indies Ends In Draw

There was better news for the England cricket set-up today when the team gained a tame but creditable draw in the second Test against the West Indies at the Sir Vivian Richards Stadium in Antigua. The tourists, fresh from their humiliating innings...

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Funny story: England Recall Geoff Boycott

England Recall Geoff Boycott

Fresh from the England team's embarrassing humiliation by the West Indies on Saturday, the England cricket selectors have acted swiftly to supress criticism, and have recalled ancient treasure, Sir Geoffrey Boycott to the team for the Second Test mat...

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Funny story: Kevin Pietersen Earns Fantastic Nickname Of 'Dumb Slog Millionaire'

Kevin Pietersen Earns Fantastic Nickname Of 'Dumb Slog Millionaire'

Former England cricket captain Kevin Pietersen, the man who was auctioned-off for £1.55million to Bangalore owner Vijay Mallya last week, has set tongues wagging on the Indian sub-continent, and has already earned himself the interesting nickname of...

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Funny story: England's cricketers were high as kites

England's cricketers were high as kites

The Cricket world is reeling in shock at the news that the entire England team were out of their "bonces" on marijuana just before they went into bat for their second innings against West Indies. England were all out for 51 and lost the first Test...

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Funny story: England Cricket Team Replaced By Womens Side

England Cricket Team Replaced By Womens Side

The England cricket has been recalled by the ECB after their woeful display in the first test in the West Indies. The womens England team is been sent out the Caribbean to play in place of the male side. The England team lost the match by an inni...

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Funny story: Former England stars for IPL

Former England stars for IPL

England cricket stars have proved very popular in the IPL auctions. Following the success of Flintoff and Pieterson and to a lesser degree other current England players a number of "retired" stars are considering joining the fun. David Lloyd, the...

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Funny story: English cricket team manager names new coach

English cricket team manager names new coach

Following the resignations and sackings at the English Cricket Team, the team manager, Howe Zatt, today announced the new team coach. After a night-long session reviewing CVs and specifications, and countless re-runs of the Mike Lamb/Ian Botham Br...

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Funny story: English cricket team beats hot curry, chicken tikka...

English cricket team beats hot curry, chicken tikka...

The English cricket team might have gone home after being defeated comprehensively by India in both the one-dayers and test matches, but they can take consolation from the fact that for the first time in its cricketing history, they managed to beat t...

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Funny story: England Cricket Team Will Try To End Indian Tests Quickly

England Cricket Team Will Try To End Indian Tests Quickly

The England cricket team will honour its agreement to play the two-Test series in India, but players have said they hope the matches will be over as soon as is humanly possible. It's thought that this will entail England allowing themselves to be...

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Funny story: England cricketers quit Indian tour

England cricketers quit Indian tour

CONTROVERSY surrounds the decision by the England cricket squad to abandon their Indian tour after fears were raised for their safety. The series started badly when Ryan "Runny" Sidebottom was ruled out of the rest of the tour due to sustaining a...

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Funny story: England Cricket Team Suffers From Bad Grammar In Mumbai

England Cricket Team Suffers From Bad Grammar In Mumbai

The England cricket team is, or 'are', facing enormous problems ahead of the One-Day Series against India, as, for the second time in 10 days, it was, or 'they were', depending on your grammar, skittled-out for less than, or 'fewer than', 100 runs in...

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Funny story: England Cricket Match Called Off Due To Sponsorship Confusion

England Cricket Match Called Off Due To Sponsorship Confusion

The $20m cricket match between England and Sir Allen Stanford's Caribbean team is in doubt tonight after a confusing High Court ruling. The ruling was about sponsorship, but is extremely confusing, and nobody really knows the exact details of it.

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Funny story: Michael Vaughan Scores Big 100

Michael Vaughan Scores Big 100

Michael Vaughan, the former England cricket captain, gave the IPL selectors a belated nudge yesterday by storming back to form with a masterful innings in which he scored a magnificent century. Vaughan was playing against youngsters in a park near...

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Funny story: Andrew Flintoff To Lead England Into Battle

Andrew Flintoff To Lead England Into Battle

Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff returns to the England cricket team for the Second Test against South Africa today, and will open the batting, take the new ball, and, likely as not, bring the

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Funny story: Zimbabwe Cricket Team Refuses To Tour England

Zimbabwe Cricket Team Refuses To Tour England

The Zimbabwe cricket team has cancelled its tour of England next year, amid growing unrest in Harare over the conduct of some BBC reporters, who are still transmitting reports from within the country.

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Funny story: Fourth Test Abandoned Due To Lack Of Interest

Fourth Test Abandoned Due To Lack Of Interest

The fourth Npower Test Match between England and the West Indies at Chester-le-Street has been abandoned due to lack of interest. Rain saved the sponsors' blushes as it came teeming down

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved

Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved

Police in Jamaica have finished their investigation into the strange and, thus far, unexplained death of England cricket legend, and, latterly, Pakistan team coach, Bob Woolmer.

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