Second Test Between England And West Indies Ends In Draw

Funny story written by Mister Meaner

Friday, 13 February 2009

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The crowd enjoyed the cricket

There was better news for the England cricket set-up today when the team gained a tame but creditable draw in the second Test against the West Indies at the Sir Vivian Richards Stadium in Antigua.

The tourists, fresh from their humiliating innings defeat in Jamaica a week ago, were more resolute in their batting today, and, after being put in, reached 7 without loss before the match was declared a draw.

England captain Andrew Strauss weighed in with a useful 6 not out, and he was ably supported at the other end by Alastair Cook, who notched a single.

It was the first time ever that England had gone right through a Test without conceding a wicket, and the ECB will be mightily relieved at the improvement in the team's performance.

A third Test will now take place on Sunday, either at the Antigua Recreation Ground, or, if that venue is unfit, at one of several picturesque local beaches.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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