England's cricketers were high as kites

Written by Factus Factorum

Sunday, 8 February 2009

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The Cricket world is reeling in shock at the news that the entire England team were out of their "bonces" on marijuana just before they went into bat for their second innings against West Indies.

England were all out for 51 and lost the first Test by an innings.

Apparently a team meeting "kind of went in a different direction" once Ian Botham and a couple of his mates showed up.

Kevin Petersen said it was the most hilarious time he's ever spent on any balcony let alone the England one.

"God we were in absolute hysterics when Cooky got himself caught." Said one team member. "He could barely stand when he came into the dressing room he was laughing so much!"

"I wet myself three times watching Strauss take 50 balls to reach just nine," said another, "and then he got himself out! Magical stuff, he really is a comedian!"

Several fielders confessed they were laughing so much he could barely see the ball as it whizzed around them.

"Nothing new there then!" chipped in Petersen to more hilarity.

When reporters asked Ian Bell if he was worried about his form, he made the peace sign and told everyone to "just chill, the Bell ain't ringing yet"

Guffawed laughter was heard from the England room at that point, and its believed Flintoff fell off his chair and of the balcony......while Strauss was heard to shout "it makes as change from a pedalo!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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