Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Plans to erect a giant inflatable pair of breasts high above the 'Hollywood' sign in the celebrated California hills were announced today.
California - (ReUterus): A psychiatrist who prescribed pills leading to the fatal overdose that conveniently removed Anna Nicole Smith from the J Howard Marshall II legacy equation may have been hired by by Elaine Marshall, widow of Everett Pierce Ma...
Hollywood (Only In) - We hear the late Anna Nicole Smith's movie, Illegal Aliens, scheduled for release this May 1 will lose the race to the B-box office in lieu of a film straight out of Private-Only infamy titled, We Are Aliens.
Bahamas - (Rioters): Virgie Smith has voiced her hex fears that baby grand daughter Dannielynn will soon drop dead of congenital sudden inexplicable death syndrome like her big brother Daniel Smith and mother Anna Nicole unless the child is given an...
Bahamas - (Disastrous Press): Virgie Arthur, the estranged mother of the late Anna Nicole Smith, is believed to be the prime suspect in the murder probe of her 20 year old grandson Daniel Smith.
(AP) Freeport, Bahamas - Anna Nicole Smith was finally laid to rest today on a secluded beach in Freeport. Her remains will remain where she apparently wanted them to…stay.
The cause of Anna Nicole Smith's prolonged death has finally been revealed. Apparently the reason her death is still going is due to the fact that the public love drama.
Florida - (Ass Mess): Failure to implant enough of J Howard Marshall's legendary $$$$s into Daniel Smith's own bank accounts may have contributed to his early demise according to an inquest probe into Anna Nicole Smith's son's death.
Coroners have determined that the cause of death in the Anna Nicole Smith case was an accidental overdose of drugs. It appears, according to a statement released today, that Ms. Smith accidentally took the following in an attempt to treat an alleged...
Florida - (ReUterus): A press statement issued by alien autopsy film maker Ray Santilli has said he is 'supremely confident' that his Anna Nicole Smith findings will be vindicated by Joshua Perpetrator, Broward County Medical Examiner.
MiAMI, FLORIDA--(RUMRZ) "Anna Nicole Smith was Murdered!", Admits Dr. Tim Bucktooth, Miami Dade County Coroner, at a news conference this morning. Shock and a new heightened interest was the reaction to the verdict being ha...
Its now confirmed that Anna Nicole Smith, the flamboyant entrepreneur and harlot, who lost her son 2 days after the birth of her daughter, was pregnant when she died. But in an earth-shattering report written by a German fertility and genetic clinic...
(Assassinated Press) More than 20 male eyewitnesses, almost half of them sober, reported to have seen the late Anna Nicole Smith and even later, Tupac Shukar in an Amsterdam coffeehouse together last Wednesday night.
Bahamas - (Ass Mess): A pile of old crap that once belonged to Anna Nicole Smith has broken all records by selling for more than half a million dollars on internet auction site eBay.
The famous Anna Nicole Smith DNA (from her baby) has been released and the father of her baby has been determined to be.....exercise guru Richard Simmons. Paternity tests showed a 99.725% chance that Simmons was the biological parent of the child.
Harrod's boss Mohammed Al Fayed has accused the British intelligence service of murdering Anna Nicole Smith to prevent her becoming the future Queen Mother, following news that DNA evidence suggesting Prince William is the father of her child is...
The results of DNA testing in the Bahamas will establish beyond any doubt that baby Dannielynn is the daughter of Prince William, putting Anna Nicole Smith's daughter second in line to the British throne.
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