Virgie Arthur's cot death fears for grand daughter Dannielynn

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Tuesday, 3 April 2007

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Bahamas - (Rioters): Virgie Smith has voiced her hex fears that baby grand daughter Dannielynn will soon drop dead of congenital sudden inexplicable death syndrome like her big brother Daniel Smith and mother Anna Nicole unless the child is given an immediate godly baptism, and allowed to suckle on her very own hormone-enhanced burgeoning breasts.

Arthur has battled for a slice of publicity surrounding her famous former daughter and grand child as well as a piece of the action given Dannielynn could soon be worth $$$$ megabux from J Howard Marshall's estate.

In a closed court room procedure lawyer Howard K Stern, the baby's alleged father, has begged the judges to extradite Arthur back home to Wacko, Texas rather than subject the child to any of those suspect grandmotherly bodily fluids.

A statement is expected by the end of the day.

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