WASHINGTON -- The remaining employees of the United States Department of Justice submitted their resignations yesterday, becoming the third-ranking through the 35,473rd-ranking Justice Department aides to quit in the aftermath of the firings of eight...
Similar to Scooter Libby, Alberto Gonzales just plain forgot quite a lot that happened under his watch as head of the Justice Department. Like personally approving the dismissal of eight U.S. attorneys who somehow were not marching to the White House...
Washington - (Panic Press): The Justice Department has been ordered to sound out Florida Judge Larry Seidlin as a credible replacement for beleagured Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.
Since his recent memory loss regarding his involvement with the firings of eight attorneys, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has been ordered to take an Alzheimer's test. Here are the results:...
The freedom of speech case Morse vs. Frederick involving high school student rights has come to the attention of U.S. Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales.
Washington AC/DC - (Rotters): The American electorate is fiercely divided tonight on the burning issue of the day: who has the worse cheap looking, tacky hairdye job Attorney General Alberto Gonzales or Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney?...
In a press conference this morning, US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales lashed out at Congress.
Embattled U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced today that he will be leaving the Justice Department and will accept a position at Tidy Boy Car Wash in Plano, Texas.
Washington DC - US Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales was questioned by the US Senate for violating US Law. Gonzales told the Senators that mistakes were made and he takes full responsibility and that he would investigate himself and get back to t...
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has rejected loud calls for him to resign. Instead, in a classic piece of political nastiness, he has blamed everything on the person under him, his Chief of staff Kyle Sampson.
WASHINGTON - U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced today the appointment of twenty new translators to its language translation program, a key tool in its fight against terrorist acts against the United States. Stating that they needed to...
WASHINGTON -- The Justice Department will launch a national sex offender registry Web site which allows people to check state databases with a single search, U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said on Friday.
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