Alberto Gonzales to be replaced with Larry Seidlin

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 2 April 2007

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Gonzales: the toupee gave him away as a crook

Washington - (Panic Press): The Justice Department has been ordered to sound out Florida Judge Larry Seidlin as a credible replacement for beleagured Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.

"The numbers are stacking up against Gonzales, we hope he'll be gone by the end of the week," said a Capitol Hill source today as money continued to pour in on internet betting sites that Sedlin will be taking over.

Spread betting index has cut the Florida judge's odds from 5/1 to 6/4 and made Gonzales 4/6FAV to face conspiracy to pervert charges by early next week.

Meanwhile fearsome Special Prosecutor Patrick FitzGerald is remaining Sphynx-like amid rumors Scooter Libby has complained to the Feds of being stalked by a lone, bald, sixty-something, bespectacled quail-shooting gunman on rampant target practise near the Libby residence.

Karl Rove is under sedation.

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