WASINGTON DC - The press secretary at the White House publicly threatened to curse, "Just like Jenny Slate" in a press briefing, according to reports circulating on the internet. "I'm gonna f***ing curse so much you will forget about the f***ing J...
Congress last night voted to rename The White House in what some see as an effort by the house to look non-racist. An emergency session led to a draft bill with several amendments being hastily drawn up. Among the suggestions were The Black Hou...
Washington DC: President Obama held a news conference today. He made two brief announcements about ACORN members replacing his current security detail and the new Ministry of Propaganda. The president took no questions from the White House Press Corp...
In an astonishing and unprecedented occurence in the US House of Representativbes, Rep. Joe Wilson today mooned the Speaker of the House as he stood in the well of the chamber and was being admonished. The move was greeted by gasps and cries of shoc...
Following just days after receiving the Douche-Bagger of the month award Congressman Joe Wilson has been named the Chairman of the "Poor White Trash Caucus" in the US House of Representatives. Representative Wlison who achievead instant fame afte...
Washington, DC - Secret Service agents thought perhaps the noises they heard emanating from behind the walls of the White House were perhaps one of the fabled White House ghosts. Agent Richard Millhouse swore he heard the ghost of Abraham Lincoln exc...
Washington,DC/ Cooking with Emeril/ BAM/BAM! - An unholy host of czars and other big time DEMS have been caught on TV mouthing absolute bizarre rants, and their antics have opened Pandora's Hen House and , as Rev. Wright once said, "them chickens are...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Television political host Glenn Beck who has lost 33 of his 36 sponsors was invited by President Obama to visit him at the White House. The president had told his press secretary Cal Colfax that he wanted to afford Mr. Beck an opportunity to apologize to him because he was really and truly afraid that Beck may do something stupid(er) when he gets his loose cannon ass fired.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Spokesman Cal Colfax has confirmed that a computer hacker has broken into Michelle Obama's White House computer. The incident occurred while the first family was vacationing in Arizona. Colfax said that surveillance...
After the publishing of footballer Paul Gascoigne's poem to the recently deceased Sir Bobby Robson, members of the public have come forward and provided poems that Gazza has written in the past. Literature experts Jack Tweed and Paris Hilton have...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Spokesperson Cal Colfax has just informed GOPolitical commentator Rush Limbaugh that his anti-President Obama remarks are beginning to sound very derogatory and offensive and that he better stop making them now, if not...
Eric Samples, an anchorman on the FoxNews network, has been arrested by the Federal Government for violations of the Patriot Act. Mr. Samples crime was to compare the new "Obama Youth For Change" organization to the infamous Hilter Youth. The Oba...
Chemists called to the White House to test the composition of sludge in Michelle Obama's organic garden have discovered that it is human feces dating to the Clinton Administration. The First Lady was attempting to grow a true, organic garden and was...
Tesco have caused major racist rioting in their stores around suburbian Birmingham spreading also to other suburban areas in Britains major cities!! Tesco in their efforts to attract white, caucasian customers back into their stores, have offered...
American security forces have stormed a white house where militants from a Christian sect blamed for years of deadly violence have been hiding out. Reports say scores of careers were killed in the assault, which came after a third decade of the se...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama invited Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr., and Sgt. James Crowley of the Cambridge Police Department to partake in a good-old fashioned, good ol' boy, "Beer Party." A White House spokesperson stated that t...
The White House Office of Rhetoric and Empty Promises issued the following statement for Tuesday, July 28th, 2009: "On this day, a day like any other day in our free and racially equal land where things like a man's birth place and skin color don'...
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