Eric Samples, an anchorman on the FoxNews network, has been arrested by the Federal Government for violations of the Patriot Act. Mr. Samples crime was to compare the new "Obama Youth For Change" organization to the infamous Hilter Youth.
The Obama Youth For Change organization was recently announced by the White House Office of Rhetoric and Empty Promises. It will be administered by ACORN, a new cabinet level organization.
The arrest of Mr. Samples on charges of violating the Patriot Act drew applause from all other legitimate news organizations. Detractions and outrage were only heard from within Fox News and Rush Limbaugh (scheduled for seizure and closure by the Federal Government).
When these two voices are silenced, then all of America will be able to support their new Fuhrer without fear of restribution or reprisal.