LOS ANGELES - Porn star and gold card member of Tiger Woods infamous "Scorecard," was in L.A. for an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Ellen introduced her and when Joslyn came out she greeted Ellen with a big tongue-in-the-mouth kiss that a...
It looks like the rumors of a naked Tiger Woods in photos that will probably be purchased by Playgirl Magazine may be genuine. One spokesman for the magazine, Denny Larmarco, has apparently confirmed that the online magazine has received photos cl...
Where is Tiger Woods many are asking! No one has apparently seen him for the last 48 hours and he's even managed to give the paparazzi the slip. "I haven't seen Tiger since all this began happening", stated Maria Monica Rossi of Las Vegas, who ha...
With all the confusion with the emergency vehicles yesterday and the fact that it was Tiger Woods mother-in-law who left in the first emergency, some of it has been sorted out at least. Apparently, Tiger's wife Elin Nordegren and his two children...
Orlando, Fla - (Thrilla-Spilla): "Yeah, it's a kinda copycat Michael Jackson marriage," porn actress Veronica Slut-Daniels claimed today. "Guess the term 'broodmare' comes into it! "Hellsbells, Tiger's wife's helluva lot prettier than ex-derm...
Health officials, urged on by Disney spokesmen embarrassed by bad publicity from the cities 'wildest animal', Tiger Woods, condemned his $2.7 million dollar mansion claiming it was a 'health hazard.' "We've heard of Haitian boat people living in o...
London - (Boil-on-the-Bum): Is the UK singing sensation the thirteenth slut to crawl out of the sordid Tiger Woods shagging woodwork? Intimate footage of HM's illegitimate daughter Susan Boyle giving Woods a bareback run for his bad-assed shagging...
BANGOR, Maine - Clay Aiken in town to perform at a sold out concert at The Landlocked Atlantic Salmon Arena was asked about a rumor regarding him and Tiger Woods. Aiken, who is openly gay replied that he has never even met Tiger Woods and even if...
Dr. Alan Meredith, a psychiatrist at a Florida clinic, has revealed that Tiger Woods has been consulting him for the past two weeks and that he feels that the star golf great is in serious danger of hurting himself. "By taking me out to my own gol...
(Defecated News) We've been waiting weeks for the details, and it didn't appear likely that we'd even find out what exactly was said between Tiger Woods and the secret lady only known as 'The Ninth Hole'. But devoted reporters from The Spoof have cleverly bribed Mr Woods' cellphone company for transcripts - and here they are folks! Fuck, Yeah!! 'TW' - how r u? xxx TW :-) '9H' - fine. u? X...
The Tiger Woods story took an extraordinary turn this afternoon when the golfer's neighbor, one Jarious Adams, told reporters that a claim that Woods had been snorting cocaine was "totally untrue" Mr Adams said his earlier comments had been misint...
Orange County, Florida: In a new development to the Tiger Woods Brands Inc., the Rat Meat Processors Association President, Herr Pied Piper has issued a Tiger's Rat Meat 'Health Warning'. From his office in Hamelin, Germany, Herr Pied Piper release...
(Defecated News) The world looked on in shock when a few days ago, the mother-in-law was rushed off to hospital with abdominal pains. Unconfirmed reports say that some people believe Barbro Holmberg was in fact 'THE NINTH HOLE'. However, lawyers f...
In yet another ratcheting up of the Tiger Pornogate PR adventure, a magazine is reporting that butt naked pics of the Golf Great are available and that they are being shopped around to Playgirl Magazine to see what "their value level is". Playg...
The dastardly mistress saga that has been unraveling the Dudley Do-Right image of the Tiger Woods empire has gone south of a spanking offense and all the way to the steamy and stinky realm of kinky sex porn stars. Sex-Pot Babes seven and eight have...
Barbro Holmberg, Elin Woods' mother was taken to the hospital yesterday from Tiger's Orlando home. A spokesman for the hospital stated Barbro had sustained "unspecified head injuries" but was expected to survive. Confidential informants have disc...
Orlando, Fla - (Horny Mess): "Gorgeous, hot-assed, blonde, identical Swedish twins?" latest Tiger-shag Veronica Slut-Daniels - a.k.a. porn actress Joslyn James - commented today. "Every red-blooded man's fantasy! Ti sure musta thought he'd hit the...
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