BANGOR, Maine - Clay Aiken in town to perform at a sold out concert at The Landlocked Atlantic Salmon Arena was asked about a rumor regarding him and Tiger Woods.
Aiken, who is openly gay replied that he has never even met Tiger Woods and even if he had Tiger is not his type. When asked why, Aiken grinned and said that Tiger is much too skinny.
Clay remarked that he tends to go more for the muscle bound types like Mike Tyson if he wasn't so yucky or Shaquile O'Neal if he wasn't such an arrogant, know-it-all turd.
Aiken asked how in the world the rumors about him and Tiger had started. The reporter did not want to say but after Clay whispered something in his ear he revealed that the initials were A.L.
"Oh darn that Adam Lambert. Darn him anyway" Aiken screamed out and in a gay way.
Aiken said that he and Lambert have been feuding ever since Clay had said that Adam's black nail polish is simply hideous.
Lambert had fired back saying that Clay Aiken looks like Lady GaGa with a stupid hairdo, a dumb facial expression, and two limp wrists.
Both Adam and Clay do agreed that Rush Limbaugh is a very, very mean man.