Where is Tiger Woods many are asking! No one has apparently seen him for the last 48 hours and he's even managed to give the paparazzi the slip.
"I haven't seen Tiger since all this began happening", stated Maria Monica Rossi of Las Vegas, who has came forward as #11 or is it #13? "I hope he's got some people watching for my family."
Some think he's hid out in the house but an inside source told us "Go away before I bash you with this nine iron. He's not here."
Although reporters are looking up Tiger's golf buddies from Els to Phil Mickelson, they all say they haven't seen him, except John Daly, whom no one could tell what he said.
Finally, several are now gathering around the exits at the Oprah show just in case he shows up there.
"I think he's either here to give his story on national TV or else he's trying to see some bankers", stated one reporter at the entrance to the Chicago site. "If it's a banker, I'd say he's probably offshore somewhere."
