It's Official! What Turks Islanders have known for years has been proclaimed as the new Viagra. A daily helping of Conch Salad, Conch Fritters, Conch Chowder or Cracked Conch converts to inches what many men can only measure in centimeters. "It is...
Glaswegian fast-food magnate, Ronnie MacDonald (no relation), has predicted that his latest culinary invention, the haggisburger, will revolutionise take-away eating throughout the world. "The haggisburger is coming," he declared proudly, "and wil...
In a joint operation, the first ever of its kind, DEFRA, and the NHS along with the Food Standards Agency and the Health and Safety Executive are about to unveil their latest barmy plans. A a time when the credit crunch is crippling UK businesses,...
CHICAGO, IL - Server Rick di Martini, 23, is understandably upset with Rod Blagojevich, who sat in his section this Monday evening and completely ignored his suggestions, ordering "whatever the hell he wanted." Rick says, "He does this every time he...
Canton - The origins of the popular mobile Chinese smörgåsbord, Dim Son, have been discovered to be traced back a millennium, or one duck, to the Ming Dynasty which did not star Victoria Principal, Larry Hagman or Bobby. Master chef to the Emperor...
When Italian gal Floridie Fidonato Feroni, 25, who suffers from a rare kind of dwarfism and stopped growing at three foot, nine inches was proposed to by a U.S. Army Captain Erik Goodley six months ago, she was determined to do something about her h...
It was revealed last night that the children of celebrity TV chef Nigella Lawson are fed up with their mother's cooking. Speaking on a rare interview on CBBC, Cosima Lawson (14) and Bruno (12) complained that life in the Lawson household was not like...
Consumer watchdogs, Waste-of-timecom , have slammed female celebrities that make a living from, fattening up the guillible in December and then make another living from slimming down the same group of people in January. Catherine Martinique said...
London, England - A delegation of workers from a leading supermarket chain is claiming that their bosses are to introduce African bush meat onto British supermarket shelves in the run up to Christmas. 'They say it's a cheap source of protein,' sai...
California - President Baratt Oblama and his wife took their daughters shoplifting, saying they wanted to show the girls the meaning of stealing, especially when so many people are being caught. Ten-year-old Malik and 7-year-old Shita joined their...
The American Council of Churches announced recently that it was sponsoring a project at UCLA to study the historical ramifications of the Diet of Worms, the famed sixteenth century religious conclave. The study will examine the Diet's action in conde...
Scientists have discovered a new brain food, Cheetos. Researchers were tipped off after President Bill Clinton's former Treasury secretary, Lawrence Summers admitted to wolfing down Cheetos by the bag full. "Our hope is that this study will lead...
The World Health Organisation has announced plans to have health warnings placed on the packaging of 'high risk' foods. The move comes in an effort to combat the worldwide 'Epidemics' of Diabetes and Heart disease. The campaign will be similar...
LOS ANGELES - Rail thin pop celebrity Victoria Beckham was rushed to Cedars-Sinai hospital over the weekend after a close brush with some carbohydrates. David Beckham said that while the couple has been through a lot together this gave them a "rig...
Grand Forks ND - A spike in the pickleweasel population in the state has been linked to contaminated rat poison from China. Scientists at the University of North Dakota say that the poison, Rataway, which attacks the nervous system, has traces of foo...
Granny Sphincter's the hugely successful traditional apple pie maker, again scooped the top award at the NEC FOODEX '09 exhibition. Started only in 2006 by Gwyneth Snood former nursing home owner of Machynlleth, West Wales, the range has been a ru...
Smegmadale Asbo Central College for the Intellectually-Challenged was tonight placed under a quarantine order as Department of Health inspectors, garbed in bio-hazard suits, took samples from the school's kitchen and canteen to determine the cause of...
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