Oblama and family steal food

Funny story written by Mary Popin

Thursday, 27 November 2008

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Oblama stole over 20 jars

California - President Baratt Oblama and his wife took their daughters shoplifting, saying they wanted to show the girls the meaning of stealing, especially when so many people are being caught.

Ten-year-old Malik and 7-year-old Shita joined their parents to steal hundreds of items at a local supermarket.

Shita stole pink salmon and a turkey and Malik stole two bottles of whiskey & a large baguette as oblama stuffed chilled chickens down his pants, while his wife seeking more exotic items stole boxes of caviar and cigars.

The president-elect, dressed in a long black raincoat, black scarf and loose pants, and was in a mean mood, calling out " Don't mess with me" and telling everyone "Get back before I blow you away suckers."

The Oblama family's activities in the supermarket quickly drew the attention of security gaurds who chased the oblama family out of the supermarket.

The president then said " I won't be shoplifting there again the products are cheap and shit", but would stop by in the future to see if they have any special offers.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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