Conch Up your Sex Life

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Friday, 9 January 2009


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No more little blue pills!

It's Official! What Turks Islanders have known for years has been proclaimed as the new Viagra. A daily helping of Conch Salad, Conch Fritters, Conch Chowder or Cracked Conch converts to inches what many men can only measure in centimeters.

"It is amazing what a little bit of white muscle can do," said a Conch Farm spokeswoman, "I've seen them hiding and fighting in their shells, but once they are released it amazing to see."

The Caicos Bank said that deposits far exceed withdrawals since the news was confirmed by researchers. Volunteers have been standing in long lines to get a little at Providenciales Conch Shack.

(Conch - pron. Conk; rhymes with BONK - a sea snail)

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