A journalist has found the remains of the last of the American ideals that still existed before the first Gulf War began. The ideal was shot down on the first day of that war in 1991, a day which also saw the final death of the Monroe Doctrine, an...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Washington is ready and willing to start a dialogue with Havana, American President Barack Obama said in a press conference Saturday, but warned that "political and regime change are not up for negotiation." "I was elected to de...
The sad news that greeted fooball fans the world over this week, was that the former England manager Sir Bobby Robson had lost his battle with cancer, and had died at the age of 76. Sir Bobby, who also managed Ipswich Town and Newcastle United, wa...
Another tragic head-on collision over the weekend has brought new attention to the federal government's efforts to crack down on those who would wank and drive. Meanwhile, state authorities across the nation have promised more road blocks during this...
A British based inspector of oral sex practices is to be seconded to the United States in a bid to assist America in its quest to weed out substandard oral sex practices over the Atlantic. Jerry Gobbla will depart the UK from Heathrow tomorrow mo...
France declared war upon the United States, Wednesday, surrendered unconditionally, and requested US financial aid to rebuild its devastated economy-all within ninety seconds. A humbled Sarkosky signed the instrument of surrender before United Natio...
America fought a war to secure their freedom from England Canada prefers to remain as serfs to England and the 'royal family' America fought a Civil War to end the business practice of slavery introduced by England Canada prefers to remain as serfs to England and 'royal family' American citizens speak hundred of languages from around the world Canada's citizens, unable to understand eac...
Big fat American fuckers are causing the nation to slowly sink into the ocean floor. The obesity epidemic has unbalanced the nation to such an extent that it is predicted that by 2020 the entire country will be 400ft below sea level. Emergency tea...
Canadians and Americans share a chunk of the northern American continent, they may look alike, and may at times also sound alike, but their similarities end there. GUNS 1,200 Canadians are killed by guns per year 33,000 Americans are killed by g…
A 27 year old ex Marine from New York put gobshite celeb chef Gordon Ramsay on the back foot by offering him outside for a serious twatting. Joseph, a contestant in Hell's Kitchen USA, wasn't having any of it when Ramsay ripped into him, looking f...
Des Moines, IA - A nutritionist for Al Qaeda - those nasty muslim men, has stated that it is his firm belief that Americans are killing themselves with their diet and don't need any help from terrorists. Salaam Bal Aquami, former chef to the Presi...
French First Lady Carla Bruni will from now on sing at official dinners her husband, President Nicholas Sarkozy, is to host for visiting heads of state and royals. "The decision was taken because of the great success of Carla's ... oops pardon...
In an rare prime-time statement to the masses, our Heavenly Father has declared a 3-month Moratorium on the deaths of famous people in the U.S. effective immediately. "Everything in moderation," God read in his prepared statement to the United Sta...
Limey dickhead, Skoob 1999, a sometime contributor to world renowned satirical website TheSpoof.com has revealed that Americans are basically a big bunch of robbing thieving bastards. Especially the squirrels. Whingeing bastard Spoof pretender...
Country singer Lee Greenwood has announced plans to change the lyrics to his hit song "God Bless the U.S.A.." The song was originally released in 1980 and is a patriotic theme song that is played at sporting events and on national holidays all acros...
After centuries of searching, scientists today finally announced the discovery of an intelligent American politician. Speaking from the Texas University of Extreme Braininess, Professor Zbigniev Waterski said: 'It had to come, we had many advances...
The US army says it will lost yet another major offensive against the Taliban, one of the world's major fighting forces, one that would make even the Waffen SS quake in its boots. About 400,000 Marines of the elite Kanon Foderer force are involved in...
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