Ex Marine To Gordon Ramsay - 'Outside Big Boy'

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 23 July 2009

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I'd Fight Ramsay, But Not Joseph - Uh Huh.

A 27 year old ex Marine from New York put gobshite celeb chef Gordon Ramsay on the back foot by offering him outside for a serious twatting.

Joseph, a contestant in Hell's Kitchen USA, wasn't having any of it when Ramsay ripped into him, looking for him to nominate somebody to leave the show.

He diplomatically refused to name a victim, and when Ramsay ripped into him he said:

"Hey, I ain't your bitch."

As Ramsay's tirade continued, Joseph told Ramsay:

"I ain't here for that. Let's go step outside. I ain't here for that, dog!"

A stunned Ramsay didn't take Joseph up on the offer and tried to bullshit his way out of being a bullying coward by insisting that he liked contestants with "spunk"

When informed of this news, top TV chef Marco Pierre White, who despite his posh sounding monicker was brought up on a dodgy Leeds council estate, pissed himself laughing.

Ainsley Harriot was just bemused, confused and bewildered.

As usual.

More culinary chaos as we get it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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