Pope Benedict said that Michael Jackson was "a good entertainer and a fine musician, but if the rumours about what he did are true, then demons and unholy beasts of Satan will be befouling his every orifice for all eternity. I really hope for his sak...
Michael Jackson was on stage during his own memorial concert. Indeed he was one of the most prominent members of the cast. He formed part of Mariah Carey's new boob job, thus putting him very much on display. The microphone stand was also manufact...
Dead pop star Michael Jackson has apparently been reincarnated as the seat of a child's bicycle. Little Bobby Bennett, 4, from number 16 Little Lane Heights, Carmichael Road, is the proud recipient of the deceased (diseased?) stars altered form.
The King of Pop's feet smelled like dried shit, according to the man employed as his shoeshine boy. Billy Ray Davis III was the third generation of shoeshine boys in his family to work for Jackson. His position allowed him to get intimate knowledge o...
The toxicology tests on the body of Michael Jackson have shown conclusive proof that the superstar performer was a knob-head. Experts took their bloody time to come up with a reason why the singer died at his rented Los Angeles home but had to mak...
At his public memorial service today at 12 O'Clock in Los Angeles, the King of Pop, Michael Jackson may finally get his wish: to be treated like royalty. From all accounts, the services will likely be even bigger than the Bozo the Clown service la...
Bizarre scenes here at Forest Lawn Cemetery here in LA today as Jermaine Jackson showed up at that dead guy's funeral wearing pale blue pyjamas. Looking frail and gaunt, Jermaine appeared to be experiencing difficulty walking, drawing gasps of concer...
The ex-wife of that dead guy who spent a lot of time grabbing his crotch, squealing "OW!" and walking backwards today popped a proper hissy fit when one of theSpoof.com's team allegedly touched her arse as she pushed through a crush of press outside...
The funeral of Albert Jackson in Burnley, Lancs today descended into farce, prompting enraged Jackson family members to call for tighter governent controls over funerals. Albert Jackson,(83) founder of a thriving local business empire died last Tu...
Portugal - (ReUterus): "If necessary we'll exhume the body!" Those were the stark words of warning from investigators probing an international paedophile ring as they boarded a plane for Elcino, California armed with a writ demanding the immediat...
Los Angeles - (Rioters): Freed from the corporeal limits of his wasted, heroin-pickled body Michael Jackson's brain will be exhibited in a permanent new exhibition at the Smithsonian 'next to Anna Nicole Smith's breasts'. The decision not to bury...
Los Angeles, CA - Two token white folk, Brooke Shields and John Mayer, will be attending the Michael Jackson Memorial today. Two other token white folk, actress Elizabeth Taylor and Jackson's ex-wife, Debbie Rowe, have passed up the invitation as the...
LOS ANGELES- In a surprise move the 13th Superior Court of Los Angeles County has granted sole custody of Michael Jackson's three children to his first wife Lisa Marie Presley. Judge Fernando Hernando De La Luna stated that he based his judgement...
San Francisco, California - In fast breaking financial news, a joint conference headlining House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Banking Head Barney Frank, and Treasury Secretary, Tim Geithner, the US government announced it had stepped in and assumed contr...
Martians have been strongly advised to stay away from the Michael Jackson Memorial at the Staples Center in LA, even if they have paid extortionate prices for event tickets on e-Bay. "Michael was one of us," the Rev Al Sharpton preached. "He lived...
According to Yahoo, "Swan Flu," "Brack Obama," Michael Jack's Son and "Paperview boxing" are among the top misspelled words typed into the Yahoo search engines in the last month, says Yahoo word editor Ada McPeak. "These things jump out at us, esp...
MICHAEL Jackson fans are in a frenzy over a possible sighting of the star's ghost on a TV program. An eerie shadow resembling Jacko's figure has apparently been appearing on a wall in the singer's former home during a live television program last...
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