Written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 7 July 2009

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The Dead Guy When He Was Alive

Bizarre scenes here at Forest Lawn Cemetery here in LA today as Jermaine Jackson showed up at that dead guy's funeral wearing pale blue pyjamas. Looking frail and gaunt, Jermaine appeared to be experiencing difficulty walking, drawing gasps of concern from onlookers.

In a further bizarre twist, Jermaine then broke away from the main body of mourners, leapt up onto the roof of a black limousine and broke into an impromptu dance routine.

Jermaine then took a sequinned white glove from his pocket, put it on, grabbed his crotch and shouted "OW! THIS IS IT! SHAMONE!" before gathering his wits and rejoining the other mourners.

"What the hell was all that about?" said an LAPD cop, scratching his head in bewilderment.

More crazy choreography as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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