Dead pop star Michael Jackson has apparently been reincarnated as the seat of a child's bicycle.
Little Bobby Bennett, 4, from number 16 Little Lane Heights, Carmichael Road, is the proud recipient of the deceased (diseased?) stars altered form.
Jackson always said he wanted to ride children but little did he expect that they would end up riding him.
Bobby received a brand new shiny bicycle with a bell for his 4th Birthday - on the same day that Jackson passed away. A local loony psychic, Susan 'Psychic Sue' Smithee expounded that Jackson's spirit had probably entered the bicycle seat at that very moment during a celestial crossover.
So far Bobby's parents have had no problems with the seat apart from the odd shriek or squeal here and there, but they have vowed never to leave their son outside to ride around on it without supervision.