Michael Jackson "will be tortured in hell"

Written by MonkeyInTheBath

Tuesday, 7 July 2009

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Neverland (also known as Hell)

Pope Benedict said that Michael Jackson was "a good entertainer and a fine musician, but if the rumours about what he did are true, then demons and unholy beasts of Satan will be befouling his every orifice for all eternity. I really hope for his sake that he will take his plastic surgery with him to hell, because it will make the torture more bearable if he can't feel it."

He made the statement during the memorial service for Michael Jackson today, which annoyed sections of the audience. However, the Pope realised he may have been a bit harsh, and was able to turn the situation around by moonwalking, which delighted the thousands of crazed Michael Jackson fans who had come to the event to wallow in the overblown hype of the long-faded star.

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