Written by Earl Grey

Tuesday, 7 July 2009

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Michael Jackson was on stage during his own memorial concert. Indeed he was one of the most prominent members of the cast.

He formed part of Mariah Carey's new boob job, thus putting him very much on display. The microphone stand was also manufactured from left over Jackson parts. Those sitting in the front row were sitting in seats fashioned from 100% Michael Jackson.

Memorial organiser Ted Hemsley said "Michael just loved being part of showbiz. And now he always will be." Meanwhile a little league team gave a display with equipment made from Michael Jackson parts. All around there were touching tributes to the singer.

"Michael was just so versatile" said Cher "Look at my new boots, made from genuine Michael Jackson skin."

Michael Jackson: Singer, dancer, legend, a pair of boots, a pair of tits. There was no end to his talents.

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