Mustard, seen as a tasty condiment used on everything from hamburgers to soft pretzels, probably doesn't help prevent cancer, according to a review of studies involving more than 700,000 patients and baseball stadium hotdog eaters.
The Tampa Bay Devil Rays baseball team has decided to change their name and mascot. "We aren't selling that many single game or season tickets and we think it may be a team identity problem," said club spokesman Phil Balk. "The t...
The player's union of major league baseball agreed in principle that stiffer penalties are needed for first time, second time, and subsequent positive steroid testing in the major leages. While the commissioner had recommended a 50 mday suspensi...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Returning to baseball after being injured and sidelined most of the season, and still battling the specter of steroids (which he has not admitted to taking), Barry Bonds is hitting home runs again. And now, experts say he is on tar...
Manager Joe Torre, in a dedicated and sincere effort to inspire his players to play professional baseball, has gathered his team in the clubhouse, locked the doors and told them what the score is.
Philip Bowler, nine years old, sits in his modified electric wheelchair with his mother and father, Regis and Agnes, at Turner Field watching his beloved New York Mets battle the Atlanta Braves. Mets first basemen, Doug Mientkiewicz, dusts off his cl...
Boston, Massachussetts -- In a not so surprising development to baseball insiders, and those who follow the game, Manny Ramirez played against his teammates today.
Yankee Stadium, Da Bronx---The New York Yankees have rolled over and are playing dead in a very serious bean bag war that has broken out in Major League Baseball with the Yankees beans being the favorite target of hard throwing opposition pitchers.
Baltimore -- Oriole slugger Rafael Palmeiro has lashed out at basically anyone within earshot for what he says were vicious acts aimed at drumming him out of baseball because he's so damn good! The acts, he claims, resulted in his 10-day suspension f...
Last Tuesday it was discovered that New York Yankees first baseman Jason Giambi is actually former child actress, Kristy MacNichol. Through years of steroid use spurred by being typecast in Hollywood for her role as “Buddy” in the television drama ‘Family’ Kristy decided she wanted fame and fortune but wanted to stay in the entertainment industry. “For me, baseball was the first thing that...
The Daily Swill, SEATTLE, Wa - Michael Jackson vs Vanilla Ice? Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson? Sounds like a popularity poll, but in actuality it may be a popularity stunt coming to a Saturday night Major League Baseball game near you.
DETROIT, MI - Not since the days when Colman Young was mayor, the Detroit Tigers were a respectable Major League Baseball team and Chevy Chase was considered "funny" has the city of Detroit seen a day with fewer than 60 homicides. However,...
For as long as I can remember, I have always loved sports, baseball in particular. From riding the bench in my little league days to collecting ball cards of the players of my choosing, I was hooked. Baseball was a boy’s game, and in the heart and mesh cap of this aging youngster, this sentiment was all too true. As time has gone on, my love for America’s Past time has, well, past over time. B...
No matter the sport, no matter the venue and whatever the occasion there can be no finer institution to cover it, than the BBC World Service's Radio commentary. In Athens to cover the baseball game between Cuba and Japan would be a local commenta...
The Boston Red Sox clinched their first World Series title in 86 years when Red Sox fan Donald Kelley played a season on "MVP Baseball 2004" for PlayStation 2.
New York, NY - In a scene that must have been reminiscent of Scarface, New York Yankees' owner George Steinbrenner on Saturday appears to have envisioned an orgy of acquisitions before Major League Baseball's trading deadline. Notes discovered i...
ANNOUNCER: With July featuring both an All-Star Game and a political convention, it's time to celebrate with a collection of hits, misses and field goals about our national pastime: sex. Or is it politics? Shopping? Nope, it's...
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