Islamabad-bad-bad - (X-Files mess): Pakistani military sources have shot down a UFO over a site that was once the location of a prehistoric mothership base on the notorious Islamabad-bad-bad to Kandahar rat run. Official government press sources i...
Mountain View CA: After announcing that its search engine has discovered life on another planet, Google admitted today that it had made a complete hash of the aliens intentions, as several hundred alien motherships flew over major cities around the w...
Once the aliens got wind of the gigantic weapons sales that US arms dealers and their Pentagon procurers were selling to fuel a new century of wars, the capitalist's best friend, the little blue doctors decided to even the sides a bit. Nuclear po...
Mr Lawrence, a simple man of simple minds has devoted his life to proving that sightings of UFO's go up when more people have been drinking. The 40 year old told us: 'I have it on good authority from Xenon, my Alien buddy that more people see UFO...
Ukraine - (Toxic Mess): A skull and crossbones UFO seen hovering over the former Chernobyl nuclear plant may have triggered the collapse of the Ukrainian government according to Pentagon sources. The Viktor Yushchenko/Yulia Tymoshenko coalition ha...
In a shocking admission former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan, often referred to as 'Yoda', has admitted that he has been the victim of repeated alien abductions since he was a seven year old. He claims he has suffered no ill effects and has...
Caribbean - (X-Files Mess): Hurricane Ike is a giant cloaking device for an alien mothership conducting reconnaissance, Pentagon sources said today. The craft may be searching for two extraterrestrial shuttles that were recently shot down by US Na...
New Orleans - (X-Files Mess): Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon says he has conclusive evidence that the Pentagon covered up rogue UFO activity which caused Hurricanes Katrina and Gustav. In a lawyers' statement issued today McKinnon said four out-of-...
Shocking news today from Ospital Angelos in Quadalajara, Mexico. Doctors there has isolated the cause of a strange condition affecting as much as 40% of the population of the large town. The condition causes the affected patients' eyes to enlarge...
The golden nose cone that was put onto the front of the British Airways jumbo that brought Team GB back from their record breaking gold medals haul at the Beijing Olympics has gone missing. The cone (said to be actually cast out of pure bullion bars)...
Space City -- Scientists were stunned and awed today by the first alien TV signals ever recorded. The alien video feed was received at the National Space Center and the president was notified immediately. Scientists say the signal comes from a sta...
The Spoof has obtained a press release from the British government responding to Dr. Edgar Mitchell's claims that we have been visited by aliens from other planets. The document reads, "Mitchell is an astro-nut." We called the government offices t...
Springfield PA-- A space alien has supposedly been discovered in the frozen food department of a local Poke N Toke supermarket today. It is described as green, three inches tall, with a remarkable resemblance to a piece of frozen broccoli. The alien...
The secretive occult following bankers, that are the real runners of the planet, are planning a fake alien invasion for the 2012 London Olympic Games. They will try to con everyone in the world that the invaders must be worshiped like gods, while...
A source close to a friend of a family member of a Qantas mechanics enthusiast revealed today that modern Qantas planes were reverse-engineered from technology salvaged from the crashed Roswell UFO. The existence of the UFO, which reportedly crashed in Nevada in 1947, was officially denied by the American government. However, many people believe that it actually occurred, and that the military...
A Qantas passenger plane en route from London to Melbourne had to make an emergency landing in the Philippines after a large hole appeared in its fuselage, and an alien spacecraft popped out.
Philadelphia PA-- Condoleeza Rice was obviously insane and very distressed as she addressed a small noontime crowd in front of City Hall today. The speech was made in front of homeless people, lost tourists and bored pigeons.
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
