Team GB Golden Olympic Jumbo Nose Cone Missing!

Funny story written by Clifford Rutley

Monday, 25 August 2008

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The golden nose cone that was put onto the front of the British Airways jumbo that brought Team GB back from their record breaking gold medals haul at the Beijing Olympics has gone missing. The cone (said to be actually cast out of pure bullion bars) disappeared off the plane, while press and members of the public had their attentions focused on the athletes who were disembarking the aircraft.

'This is a disgrace,' Gordon Brown told us on hearing the news. 'First that murderer's picture and now the golden nose! What the hell next? The London 2012 budget being insufficient and deadlines not being met?'

Theories of theft and inside corruption have only been heightened by the sight of a golden UFO that flew over the building sight of the 2012 Olympic village this afternoon, not long after the nose disappeared. Workmen said it left only after hovering in place for twenty minutes and twelve seconds.

For more information on fake UFO's, Aliens and their connection to the 2012 Olympic games, read my previous article 'Fake Alien Invasion Planned For 2012.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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