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Funny story: Manchester United Signs Fetus Still in Womb

Manchester United Signs Fetus Still in Womb

MANCHESTER, England (Heewack News Network) -- Manchester United continued its flurry of off-season activity by announcing it had signed Fetus McCLetus, the soon-to-be son of Mary and Kenneth McCletus of Woking.

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Funny story: Manchester United Sign 9-Year-Old Boy To Partner Tevez

Manchester United Sign 9-Year-Old Boy To Partner Tevez

Premiership champions Manchester United have made a significant delve into the transfer market this week to purchase a 9-year-old schoolboy to partner their other new signing Carlos Tevez.

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Funny story: Joey Barton Charged With Exposing Himself

Joey Barton Charged With Exposing Himself

Footballer and hatchet man Joey Barton has been charged with 'exposing himself' by police, after he displayed his backside following a match at Everton last season. A lesser...

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Funny story: European Super League announced

European Super League announced

Mikail Plattoni Muli billionaire oligark has announced the formation of a new European Super League.

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Funny story: Chelsea Supporters Write New Chant for Manchester United

Chelsea Supporters Write New Chant for Manchester United

LONDON (Heewack News Network) -- A new season approaches for the English Premier League--and for Chelsea FC supporters, a change of heart and best wishes to their good friends at Manchester United.

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Funny story: Manchester City Owner's Human Rights Abuses 'Weren't That Bad'

Manchester City Owner's Human Rights Abuses 'Weren't That Bad'

The lawyer of new Manchester City football club owner Thaksin Shinawatra has said that, although the ex-Thai Prime Minister has abused the Thai people's Human Rights, the degree of abuse...

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Funny story: Iraqi Footballer shuns Premiership

Iraqi Footballer shuns Premiership

Following scenes of jubilation in his home town, the scorer of the winning goal Younnes El Matoktoum El Macktum or Mac to his team mates has shocked the Premiership with a flat refusal to joined Liverpool FC.

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Funny story: American, Brit Have Clueless Conversation About Football

American, Brit Have Clueless Conversation About Football

LONDON (Heewack News Network) -- An American tourist and a local had an inebriated two-hour conversation about football at a pub here without realizing they were talking about two different sports.

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Funny story: Pre-season friendly: Millwall v Portsmouth

Pre-season friendly: Millwall v Portsmouth

In a pre-season friendly over the weekend, Millwall fans went to Portsmouth and smashed up the town just a little bit.

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Funny story: Iraq Become Giants Of World Football

Iraq Become Giants Of World Football

There was at last something to celebrate in Iraq over the weekend, when the Iraqi national football team lifted the Asian Cup trophy after beating the pre-tournament favourites Saudi Arabia

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Funny story: Alex Ferguson Appreciation Society on Facebook

Alex Ferguson Appreciation Society on Facebook

Gabriel Heinze has resorted to desperate measures in order to push through his "dream" move to Liverpool.

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Funny story: Chelski Sugar Daddy Must Go

Chelski Sugar Daddy Must Go

Chelski FC owner Roman Abramovich has been forced to leave the UK. The move comes after Russia and the UK entered rows over the Alexander Litvinenko murder.

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Makes It Big In America (Not)

Victoria Beckham Makes It Big In America (Not)

Victoria Beckham, the celebrity British popstar and former Spice Girl, is today bathing in the success of her first American TV show, after 'Victoria Beckham Is Coming To America To Gloat' was aired...

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Funny story: Joaquin is set to Join Gunners

Joaquin is set to Join Gunners

It is almost certain that top shot Spanish international is set for London after having talks with arsenal boss Wenger this afternoon.

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Funny story: Liverpool Plan To Groundshare With Everton

Liverpool Plan To Groundshare With Everton

Liverpool Football Club have hit a snag with their ambitions to build a new £280million stadium on Stanley Park in the city, and have come up with a new plan that is bound to anger their fans.

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Funny story: Port Vale Sign Two Robbies

Port Vale Sign Two Robbies

League One side Port Vale made an audacious swoop into the transfer market yesterday when they secured the services of two Robbies - ex-Liverpool, Man City, Leeds and England striker Robbie Fowler, and the ex...

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Funny story: Leeds United Acquired By Beastly Former Owner

Leeds United Acquired By Beastly Former Owner

The future of Leeds United looks safe this morning after the club was sold back to former owner Ken Beast by grandmother Betty Ramsbottom, who bought it at a car boot sale last weekend.

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