European Super League announced

Written by Sacrament

Thursday, 2 August 2007

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Mikail Plattoni Muli billionaire oligark has announced the formation of a new European Super League.

"The principle is very clear. Each Club who enters the new Super League will get $100,000,000 joining fee, a $1,000,000 per point, with the winners earning a further $100,000.000 , the second place team $50,000,000, and the rest nothing apart from their points bonus"

Septic Bladder,life time president of FIFA has reacted very angrily.

"Its an absolute outrage" he began, "These multi billionaires throwing around their money,thinking they can buy whoever they like.its an outrage"

Sir Fergus Alexson, Godhead and Devine Manager of the mighty ManWirrell United has welcomed the move.

"To be frank, Frank" he began with our Editor Frank Wrist"this offers us a far bigger stage to play on. The English Premiership in the past three seasons has seen us win the quadruple. Its a shame when your U16 side can play and win the FA Cup" he beamed.

Moani Josino and Raffle Benitos have condemned the new competition: "This guys, you know, is, with my hand upon my heart,and I speak for everyone here at Dynamo Chelski (West London) and all our wealthy fans we think only allowing, one teams per country, the Champions only to play in new competition is grossly unfair, why not 4 teams, eh? Having spoken to Rambling Abrahamovich, he says that Chelski will not be invited if they don't win Premiership. WE stop this easy. WE just buy all the top players in Europe"

A reporter from the Daily Scum who pointed out they had done that already and still failed to win anything was met with spitting rebuff.

"It's not fair allowing Manchester United to have 8 Brazilian World Cup winners in their team, three European players of the year oh yes and one England player" he spat as the guy was ejected from their Choberam Training Ground.

Raffle Benitos commented: "You know, like...this is not fair, WEW have spent Millions on players,stadium and new kit and now we will have to live on the paltry sums being offered by Premiership".

Sky Televisioniski, the latest acquisition of Mr Plattoni issued a curt statement: "Tough tit mate. WE own the glorious media giant and we will use it to bring Europe new football!"

It is rumoured David Beckham has been approached to be the Leagues new commissioner, but has declined saying he couldnt be arsed to fill in all the necessary paper work and didnt much fancy a summer house in Siberia.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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