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Funny story: Bear in The Big Jail House

Bear in The Big Jail House

'Bear in the Big Blue House' is one of the countries, if not the worlds, most favourite children's shows. But after the recent controversies, is this really suitable behaviour for our children to be exposed to? You have heard the latest scandals abou...

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Funny story: Culture Club singer caught with his trousers down

Culture Club singer caught with his trousers down

The prison service refused to comment on reports that Boy George was the prisoner involved in an escape attempt this afternoon. The prisoner believed to be the former 80's superstar was caught with his trousers down in the toilets attempting to f...

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Funny story: Iraq Settling Down

Iraq Settling Down

What may be heralded as proof that the war in Iraq is almost over, the country's new government announced today that it will be reopening one of the most notorious torture prisons of Saddam Hussein next month. Our translator claimed the diplomat w...

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Funny story: Terrorists Prefer Guantanamo over Sing-sing

Terrorists Prefer Guantanamo over Sing-sing

In a stunning turn of events, inmates of the recently closed Guantanamo Bay Prison have filed suit hoping to reopen the facility as an alternative to American prisons. "Please, we'll tell you anything you want, just get us out of here," inmate Kh...

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Funny story: Boy George: "Hey Guys, Wanna See My CD?"

Boy George: "Hey Guys, Wanna See My CD?"

LONDON, England - England's newest convict is none other than George Alan O'Dowd, aka Boy George, ex-member of The Culture Club. Boy George who is 47, has been sentenced to 15 months in Prison. He is currently incarcerated in London's Petula Clark...

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Funny story: Serial Killer Escapes from Prison

Serial Killer Escapes from Prison

An infamous serial killer named Waylon Jones has recently escaped from prision. Waylon, or as his friends call him, "The Croc", was discovered missing from his cell in New York State Penitentary last night. Approximately three hours later his signat...

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Funny story: Masturbating 'missing link' fined for 'auto-erotic' driving

Masturbating 'missing link' fined for 'auto-erotic' driving

A man officially identified as a Darwinian 'missing link' has been fined $2,000 for filming himself masturbating while speeding along the highway in his convertible. The man is in jail until August after pleading guilty to growing high-speed cann…

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Funny story: Michael Vick injured in prison pit fight

Michael Vick injured in prison pit fight

NEWPORT NEWS, VA - Professional American football player Michael Vick sustained serious lacerations, some of which appear to be teeth marks, a dislocated shoulder and two broken ribs in a heavily promoted prison fight earlier this week. Officials ha...

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Funny story: Prisoner Escapes From Jail In Christmas Card

Prisoner Escapes From Jail In Christmas Card

A prisoner has escaped from a Northumberland jail by secreting himself inside a Christmas card he was sending to his wife, it has been reported. The man, Wendell Cripes, 29, was six months into a 9-year sentence for armed robbery, when he disappea...

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Funny story: The New Reality TV Show: Celebrity Prison

The New Reality TV Show: Celebrity Prison

BUFFALO, New York - The Fox Network has just announced plans for a new reality show called, 'Celebrity Prison.' Celebrity prisoners from prisons throughout America, Canada, and England will all be flown to Buffalo, New York where they will be hou...

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Funny story: Gay cannibal chef sentenced to gourmand wing cell-share with Dennis Nilsen

Gay cannibal chef sentenced to gourmand wing cell-share with Dennis Nilsen

London - (Ass mess): Former first Mr Gay UK winner and wannabe TV celeb chef Anthony Morley is to share a cell with prolific gay cannibal Dennis Nilsen in HMP Broadmoor's gourmand wing. Morley, 36, stabbed his lover Damian Oldfield to death and th...

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Funny story: OJ Simpson convicted, vows to write 'If I did it this time' tell-all while in prison

OJ Simpson convicted, vows to write 'If I did it this time' tell-all while in prison

OJ Simpson has been found guilty of 169 charges of armed robbery, conspiracy to kidnap and assault with a deadly badger by a court in the US city of Las Vegas. The armed robbery charges carry a mandatory jail sentence and kidnapping carries a pos...

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Funny story: Grisly Risley gets seal of approval

Grisly Risley gets seal of approval

When news broke of the problems at Risley jail, near Warrington in Cheshire (UK), the home office saw an opportunity. The category 'C' training prison (they train people to be prisoners) was investigated in 2007, and the report released this week...

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Funny story: Kent Chief Constable airs views about people behind bars

Kent Chief Constable airs views about people behind bars

The Chief Constable of Kent, Nick Scroats, has received an answer from the Secretary of State for Justice to his concerns over the number of people behind bars. The Rt Hon Jack Straw MP has replied to those concerns at a press conference held earl...

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Funny story: US Prisons Full - Bush Declares Moratorium

US Prisons Full - Bush Declares Moratorium

The heavy pace of criminal prosecutions in the US has finally hit its limit, as all prisons in the country are full. Riehl Dumas, head of the Federal Bureau of Prisons, made the announcement late Friday. as a result, President Bush and Attorney Gener...

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Funny story: Joey Barton Swaps Football For Boxing

Joey Barton Swaps Football For Boxing

Joey Barton, the Newcastle United player who was found guilty on Monday of assaulting one of his ex-teammates whilst he was at Manchester City, has decided to give up playing football, and to turn, instead, to boxing. Barton assaulted a player who...

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Funny story: Massive police manhunt for felons who sang their way out of Jail

Massive police manhunt for felons who sang their way out of Jail

In what they are calling "Operation Find the Lyrical Gangsters," Scotland Yard yesterday launched an intensive search to locate four convicted criminals who crooned their way out of heavily guarded Belmarsh high security prison.

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